I'm having tea with Life, And his band of Disappointments. They dine at my expense, And they're a hungry bunch of guests.
Tea turned into Supper, Where the Disappointments drank My finest wine, And Life wiped his cruel mouth On my tablecloth.
You can't have supper without dessert, So they ate up more of my Food for thought. And if you stay for dessert, You may as well spend the night. So they did And burgled my pantry of hopes For a midnight snack.
One night was lovely, So Life cackled, "Why not stay two?" And two turned to a week, And a week turned into My sickeningly merry guests Moving into my dreams, And inviting in Doubt, To live with them too, And of course Pay no rent.
So I watch my chaotic household Of a skull, Where Life has made himself at home And brought all of his friends. I stare dully at my ruined Dining room of thought, Which they have dominated. And look wearily for a spare idea In my raided cupboards.
I've never been one To evict friends, So I suppose they're here to stay. But learn a lesson from me, And don't ever Have Life over for tea.