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Queen of the Selfie

Sara L Russell, 15th January 2016, 00:04

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So yeah this is me and Julie outside H&M;…

trying too hard to look ****

Desperate tarts more like.

We went to Starbucks after that, then the pub,

and then… the rest of the afternoon's a blur. Haha.

 

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Oh yes and this one's me with Foo Foo,

stupid cat's sitting on top of my presentation.

She can be useless at times but she makes a good hot water bottle

when it's like, really cold? You know? Cats are great for that.

Dead sympathetic too. Good listeners.

 

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Oh now this is a good one. This is me

with that **** actor off I'm a Celebrity.

He was in… actually I can't remember what he was in?

Really like, **** though? Yet I've only seen him on I'm a Celebrity?

Anyway he was cool with stopping for a selfie. God love him.

(Whoever he is).

 

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Ahh… this one is me with Julie again. She's such a ******

She's got one of those light up Santa hats on. Daft *****

Never did get one for me. Not that I'd wear one.

I prefer those furry reindeer antlers.

See? There's one of me with antlers on.

 

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Oh here's one of me and Mum.

Yeah very sad I know. She tries so hard to be cool, bless her.

Embarrassing really. I gave her my old phone and

she still hasn't worked out how to use it.

Takes loads of photos of herself though.

So sad.

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Jan 14, 2016
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