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Anubis the Philosomancer
Poems
Jan 2016
Paraphraised Adages
"You know what they say:
it's all fun and games 'til you're outta *******!"
"Well, you know what happens when you assume."
"What, people recite tired adages at you?"
"Exactamundo!"
I love historical fiction. ;)
So, uh, who's got coke? I've got some ***!
What? *** and coke! Get it? I mean,
how much more Caribbean does it get
than ******* with *** chasers?
I mean, I'm just trying to be culturally open-minded!
Jeez. Tough crowd.
Ethnocentrists!
What? No!
I'm not being defensive! You are!
You're just paranoid, man!
Woah, what the **** was that?!
--
#humour
#jest
#*******
#adage
#assume
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Anubis the Philosomancer
29/We're all a bit mad here.
(29/We're all a bit mad here.)
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