Dec 2015
Thank you for registering for our website. You're almost ready to enter a portal of super awesome fun time vibes that will alter your whole being down to it's genetic core. But before you can see the goods, you need to come up with a password that meets our criteria as follows,*
- Must contain at least one capital letteR
-Needs @ least two $ymbols.
-Should be a minimum length of an Ernest Hemingway novel.
-Add a dash of salt
-You will also need to cover your entire body in sacred mud found only in parts of Mesa, Arizona.
-Written approval from any pets.
-On your webcam record yourself singing the phrase "Lemon trigonometry adversely if but ***** carrots digital ******* maps" then publish it. You must get at least 537 views within 12 hours.
-Burn all your socks and mail us the ashes.
-Write to your state representative and senator.
-Make an artesian spaghetti sandwich using whole grain golden moon grown quinoa bread and cage free angel hair pasta noodles cooked al dente in a curry sauce with a whisper of coconut oil on each piece of bread and leave said sandwich out by your front door over night.
- Must contain at least one capital letteR
-Needs @ least two $ymbols.
-Should be a minimum length of an Ernest Hemingway novel.
-Add a dash of salt
-You will also need to cover your entire body in sacred mud found only in parts of Mesa, Arizona.
-Written approval from any pets.
-On your webcam record yourself singing the phrase "Lemon trigonometry adversely if but ***** carrots digital ******* maps" then publish it. You must get at least 537 views within 12 hours.
-Burn all your socks and mail us the ashes.
-Write to your state representative and senator.
-Make an artesian spaghetti sandwich using whole grain golden moon grown quinoa bread and cage free angel hair pasta noodles cooked al dente in a curry sauce with a whisper of coconut oil on each piece of bread and leave said sandwich out by your front door over night.
