Little Miss Muffet Got ******* on her tuffet ‘Cause she don’t know what curds weigh. A scholarly spider Sat down beside her Said, “Tuffet baby, it ain’t spelled that way.”
But, confused, he asked “How did it come to pass That you got laid and I have not done yet? With eight legs to grab I should be able to nab Likely many more than than you can get.”
Muffet said, with a shrug “You pitiful old bug, Your brain must be little more than silage. For everyone knows How the old saying goes It’s not the age of the tire but the mileage.”
The spider understood What anyone would That Miss Muffet knew what she was doing. He went on his way With no more to say, And Muffet went right back to her *******.