Affection was a game she played better than any other With perfection inherited from her mother She was a hard kisser some called a heartless ***** But I understood, she was a sweeper on pitch She knew how to dribble and show up to the occasion And did whatever she could to win without minding the possession But had an eye for perfection that made her look hot So was every attempt on goal she shot She never missed her target and always held her gadget There was this one lad with whom she couldn't bury the hatchet He was a defender she had never beaten Whose dimes seemed delicious but she'd never eaten She wanted to be a cougar but he made her a purring kitten For each time she faced him she would easily get beaten Although she believed that someday she'd win Even if it meant camouflaging in a veil of Gin Though she feared that would risk charges of doping The alien emotions he raised within her were shocking He had a way of rolling his tongue making her feel young And with hardly nothing like air in her lungs She was the best player she had ever come across But he was a rambling bridge she dared not to cross