I just realized, the Sun and God are our planets' parents.
Earth has many siblings and yes that includes Pluto.
They are the planets.
Some of them have many moons meaning they have many lovers.
That leads to them being cheaters. Earth has only one lover. It is the Moon.
It's Earth's soulmate.
If one dies, the other dies with it.
They are connected as one.  
I guess I'm the Earth trying to find my moon.