It's a free nation But you can't paint your house black You can't have a water bottle cause there might be a bomb in it You can't wear hats You can't wear gorilla suits on a wild-themed dress-up day because you might be a bank robber You can't run a lemonade stand without a licence You see a trend here? Why are you accepting this tomfoolery?
I love my country but this crap bugs me to no end.