He's there at airports and doctor's offices between my love and I and when I'm at work
and when I invite him to come out and stay with my friends and at family gatherings on holidays he never shows
I say, "Time, you're starting to **** me off." He replies, "You should see me when I'm wasted."
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.” - Albert Einstien