Rap is crap Can be written while napping By simply slapping words like zapping Up alongside trapping and wrapping And suddenly you’re a rap star Driving an expensive car And before your coffee is cold You are draped with gold Maximum bling But it doesn’t mean a thing Other than money because honey If your ‘song’ lyrics are still known. When ten years are blown by And you are no longer a famous guy Whose words are forgotten It is because they are misbegotten And liked by the current batch of airheads Who think this is music when instead It’s a beat they can feel in their feet And if they don’t read the words Printed in the album, what is heard Is a lot of screaming and percussion Not worth discussion in Billboard.
Someone could cut the microphone cord And all anyone could hear would be drums And the audience spilling their beer, And nothing worth humming; Lyrics for the dumbing down of the race, A major entertainment disgrace That destroys the ears and means nothing That will ever be revered like Sinatra Elvis or The Beatles have done. It may be number one today But when time passes away It will be nothing but the shouts Of a bunch of untalented louts To an audience one has to fear Was born with a tin ear.