How doth thou wake with an aching need?
For femmes and games and fuck loads of weed?
To he who dost appreciate the weight of a lass
As spindly and petite with one hell of an ass?
Dost thou think for a mo...
That the only love felt tis that of a hoe
Thou wast the only one left in the bar
With an overdose of E and a fool hearty scar
Nay my dear boy as one could only believe
A fuckboi thou art, and a fuckboi thou'll be