There's a **** beside my mouth where someone punched me
When I was simply walking in the bar
But both my luck and timing are uncanny
And now I'm proudly wearing a nice scar

The wound upon my face gets me attention
Everywhere I go, I see people stare
But it's really not worth giving it a mention
Because I have no shame, and I just do not care

I would have thrown some punches in return
But the idiot who punched me never knew
They were so wasted, they were not concerned
With who was gonna end up hitting who

The bar tenders all gave me drinks for free
A little blood's no reason to complain
So that night, everybody stared at me
They must have thought I had a damaged brain