Fuck men, guys, dudes, boys... in fact anything that walks on two legs and has a penis between those two legs, or any other kind of elongated genitalia for that matter.
Fuck the simple ones who guzzle beer and scream at other men in a small box
Fuck the sensitive ones who weep at the intensity of their emotions to you
Fuck that cool ones who speak in a language of esoteric band and brand names
Fuck the intellectual ones who have their opinions shoved so far up their arse it bleeds out their mouth
Fuck the business types who's cool indifference is callous
Fuck the health-conscious gym-working-out ones who's 9pm bed time leaves you star gazing alone
Fuck the hippy ones who's lofty, hot air talk leaves you with a nasty feeling in your nose like you need to sneeze but it is stuck inside
Fuck the ones who are "different" but an trip on the bus is more entertaining than their recycled conversation
Last of all fuck the decent, hard working, ones who have girlfriends that are non-flaky, pulled-together, skinny-organic-soy-latte-drinkers, only-wear-Karen-Walker, I-have-no-daddy-issues, law-majors
Fuck it all really