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Feb 2015
"Let's Just Be FRIENDS !"  

NOW Those Are Words ...  
That KNOCK Most Men ... !!!  

IF They Come ...  
From Their ... Girlfriend ... !!!  
  
But When We Men ...  
Hit Girls With Them ...  
  
They Take OFFENCE ... !?!  
If They ... " LIKE YOU " ... !!!!!!  
  
Come On Now Girls ... !!!  
Don't Try To ... ***** ... !?!  
  
Those Are Words ...  
You KNOW Are True ... !!!  
  
I'm Saying ... PLEASE ... !!!  
Explain That Coup' ... ?!?  
When We PROVE We're Into You ... !?!  
  
But It Gets WORSE ... !!!!  
  
MEN You've Been Cursed ... !!!  
If A Girl You Want ...  
Is Singing ... " FRIENDSHIP " ...  
As ... " YOUR SONG " ... !!!!!  
  
Those Words Belong ...  
In Boxes ...... " STRONG " ...... !!!!!  
Cos' He Wants To See Her ...  
.... In Her Thong .... !!!  
  
DON'T Get Me Wrong ... !!!  
  
If You're Simply ...  
NOT ...  " Her Type " ...  
  
Do What's Right Son ...  
Move Along .................................................................­............................ !!!!!  
  
But Hear The Plot ...  
I'm .... Talking of ....  
  
DANGEROUS Felines ... !!!  
Who ... Like To PLAY ...  
Games With Your Mind ...  
  
You KNOW ... Mixed Signs ... ?!?  
  
Girls Like This ...  
Make Men Resign To Walking blind ...  
And Walking Into Emotional Traps ...  

" Watch Out There Son !!! "  
  
TOO LATE ...
***** SLAPPED ... !!!!!!  
  
That's A Shame ...  
But ... Expect That ... !!!  
  
Fellas ... TRUST ...  
I've Been THAT MAN ... !!!  
  
But Nowadays ...  
My Game Is STRAIGHT ... !!!  
  
I'm On Them HARD ...  
From That FIRST Date ... !!!  
  
And Make Them Know ...  
  
"Babe, we ain't mates !"  
  
" Excuse me, WAIT,  
what did you say ?"  
  
"Babe, are you deaf ?  
What I said is, we're not friends !  
Be my friend, when we're in bed !"  
  
"Virgil God You're so direct !  
Keep talking man, I'm getting wet !"
  
See ... Nowadays ...  
This Phrase Is Where ...  
My Rap ... Begins ...  
  
"Listen babe, let's NOT be friends !"  
  
LADIES ... Come On ... !!!!!  
  
It's NOT JUST *** ...  
  
But ...

... " Let's Be Friends " ... !!!

Just Gets Me VEX ... !!!!!  
When ALL I See ...  
Are Dresses Showing Off ...  
  
........ Your ******* ........ !!!!!!!  
  
Or Skirts That Show ...  
Most of .... Your Legs ... !!!  
  
Of Course When Close ....  
We ... MUST BE Friends ...  
Cos' *** Will End ...  
When Old Age Stems ...  
Our ****** Strength ... !!!!!  
  
So ...
While We're YOUNG ...  
  
Let's Have SOME FUN ... !!!!!  
  
Using ..... " YES " .....  
Some PROTECTION ... !!!  
  
Cos' Kids Could Make ...  
Our Friendship ... END ... !!!  
  
Just Like CATCHING ...  
... INFECTIONS ... !!!!!!!!!!  
  
It's Just About Being DIRECT ... !!!  
Because Some Girls Are Using *** ...  
Like Some Girls Use Their Silicone ******* ...  
To Have A String of Gentlemen Friends ... !!!!!!
  
Girls Like This ...  
Have ... " little sense " ... !!!!  
  
And Have Boyfriends ...  
Who ... ABUSE Them ... !!!  

And ... Most of The Time ...  
Have Got ... NO FRIENDS ... !!!  
And Really DON'T KNOW ...  
What ... " Friendship Is " ... ?!!!?  
  
Fellas WATCH ...  
Young Girls Like THIS ... !!!!  
  
Cos' Girls Like This ...  
Are ... FULL of Tricks ... !!!!!  
  
They'll Take OFFENCE ...  
To ... Written Scripts ...  
That ... Speak The TRUTH ...  
About ..... " Their Moves " ....  
  
Well Here's Some News ... !!!  
  
I'd Rather Choose To ....
...... Walk Alone .......  
Than With Their Moods ...  
  
I Know These Words ...  
May Stop These Girls ...  
From Giving Me ...  
A Taste of Something ...  
Oh SO SWEET ... !!!!!!  
    
Of Course I Mean ...  
Their COMPANY  ... !!!  
  
I Told You Girls I Want To See ...  
Much MORE Than *** ... !!!
  
Like .....
Where Your Head Is Gonna Be ...  
  
So That Our Love's ...
ETERNAL ... See ... !!!  
  
So Ladies PLEASE ... !!!!!  
  
Make Things CLEAR ...  
When Things Begin ...  

Because ......
Down The Road ...  
You ... CAN'T Defend ...  
  
Words Like These ...  
  
" Let's Just Be Friends " ...
I know there are some fellas out there who know what this poem is talking about .... Women, the eternal conundrum of, "Do I, Don't I ?", and in the end, is she even gonna be worth it .... ??? But, even with all their shenanigans, you gotta luv em' ... !!!
Big Virge
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Big Virge  Barbados
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