There once was a man everyone felt bad for All his animals died from Cancer All his children died from Cancer His wife died from Cancer He eventually even died from Cancer Unbeknownst to any besides him, His gun was named Cancer
3/16/2013 I wrote this in my head while I was still half asleep in the morning with my eyes closed and I kept repeating it in my head until I finally got up and could put it in my phone. I added to it after that.