I want to drown in *** Wallow in tequila Suffocate in bourbon And by the time I fall asleep I’ll forget about you And when I wake I’ll celebrate with mimosas, Her name far away from my tongue And you still would not notice Because your beer With two X’s Will kiss me and keep me intoxicated Until I pop two fizzes Seltzer and sober And I’ll remember Why I never wanted to fall in love