Isn't it funny how things trend

Fashion,
The latest, men's jeans is on a comeback
I didn't know they left

Indiana Jones,
what's up with that,
is it a name for people to do crazy ****

Amazing birds,
I have been amazed with birds all my life,
I wish I could fly and **** on people.

Carne De MiCarne,
A fancy word for Barbecue
I like the back yard barbecue,
I can pronounce that.

Women tax,
is that like black tax,
they should be charged
with all the money I spent on females

the famous controversy
the blue and white dress
or is it black and gold
what the **** do I care
i don't wear dresses

Recipies/Food
why do when I follow the directions
it never comes out the same as the picture
I eat enough as it is already

TV Shows
The food network, just make me hungry
How it 's made, why do I care
CNN news, they can beat a dead horse to death
The UFO channel, haven't seen a flying object yet,
except when a girl may through something at me

Gadget's & TV infomercials
They drive me up the wall and they never work
that's why they give you a bonus
5 for 1 price

Don't want to drag this out so here is the last one

What's up with black girl names
shaqunda, liqunta, shaletta, and so on

Just last week I found out that a young black poet
named Sha'Condria "iCon" Sibley had wrote a poem about this.
It went viral, the Dailey show talked about it,
The Washington Post wrote about it
between twitter, youtube and instagram
she got over a million hits

Check it out on youtube it's called
Little black girls with long names

My hat is off to her and I respect her
for taking Poetry to the next level for us

Thanks for all the chatting and writings,
you guys and gals are great here on HP

I once had a goat named Little Amuck
that would always gloat and never gave a ****

This goat would always mess with me
and play with my favorite stuff

I loved her when she ate the trash
I hated her when she ate my stash

But when Little Amuck
started to eat my favorite stuff
It was time to discipline Little Amuck

It was just Little Amuck lucks

When I tried to kick her in the ***
She would run really fast

When I would get her in a corner
She would faint as I got closer

I would always feel sorry
for my Little Amuck

Yet she always gloated at me
and never gave a ****

This little bag where can it take me
I'll try it once, so please don't forsake me

As I nod off into another land
I get cigarette burns upon my hands

As I drop my head, into my lap
the feelings of euphoria is where i'm at

When someone tries to wake me
I can only say i'm wasted

let my enjoy this high
as I  float in the sky

They said my lips had turned blue
and I was no longer breathing

So someone then slapped me
to keep me breathing

I fell to the floor with a face of death
Someone gave me CPR to keep me from death

I woke from this high
with feelings of pleasure

Only wanting one thing
So what does one bring

Another little bag
So I won't be sad

If i die before I wake
please burn me upon a stake

for i have walked a million miles
and never once caught a smile

put my feet upon this fire
they always hurt from no desire

let my heart burn next
for it has no respect

my blood will then boil
but it has already been spoiled

my feelings will now burn
for they never have yearned

my hands can burn boldly
for they have never controlled me

my mouth should be next
because it's only hexed

I don't care about my ears
because they are filled with only fear

let my eye's go last
so I  watch myself burn fast