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exhibitchtionist
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My heart aches for you, I know this life is hard.
My prayers are for you to not only feel Great Joy here.
But to see that you are truly Loved here as well.
To have your heart of flesh, soften by God above.
To feel his love for others as well here on the earth.
To feel your sufferings, sorrows, and pain as well.
Become a distant memory to you here as well, my friend.
To have your self-esteem, change and see yourself.
Though the eyes of the Living Savior , Lord Jesus.
To become completely healed in the land of the Living.

I politely say,
"No thanks."
I've grown tired of endless angst,
trapped as I am in these
"golden years."
Cowboy up, my dears.
Really, love,
It's not so bad...
Just thank God
you're not your Dad.

"She left me.
She's gone.
I'm lonely."
                      (Move on).
"She dumped me.
I'm blue.
How could she?"
                       (Poor you...).
"It's painful."
                       (Yeah, So...?)
"I'm hurting.
I'm low,
heartbroken...."
                       (Life's tough....)
"There's no hope."
                       ( ENOUGH!!!)

My girlfriend, a fashion designer,
is blessed with a lovely
  apartment in an expensive neighborborhood.
Each time we have ***
she always expects
me to give her money to help pay for the rent and Lord knows what else.

There once was an E.T. from Venus
whose body was shaped like a 2011 Ford Explorer.
He said to his friend,
"I like to pretend
I'm a Volkswagon. BEEP, BEEP!

Winds on the ocean,
snails' slow advance,
carpenter ants,
migrating birds,
lips forming words,
ships on the sea,
humanity.
Love is the magnet that draws us towards God.
Hatred is Satan's cattle ****.
Move with devotion.