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Jason Michie Feb 2021
-Scratches face-

"Y'all got any more of them rhymes?"

-Scratches face-

"I'll give ya a cheeseburger for some rhymes!"

-Scratches face-
Jason Michie Feb 2021
Ladies and gentlemen,

Please keep your arms and legs

Safely inside the poetry at all times.

Please don't fall into the black hole,

We know it's very attractive,

But our insurance rates will just be unmanageable

If we lose another one...
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Jason Michie Feb 2021
I've got dyslexia,

I'm ADHD, and

I write poetry.

It's like a drunk,

One-eyed idiot

Trying to herd cats

That are on ****.
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Jason Michie Feb 2021
I take a whole week to celebrate my birthday,

Just to make sure I don't sweep it under the rug.

And I've worn a mask what feels like my whole life,

But October is, by far, my least favorite holiday.
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Jason Michie Feb 2021
In Soviet Russia,

God believe in YOU.
/shrug
Jason Michie Feb 2021
In Soviet Russia,

Kids raise YOU.
:p
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