my girl told me i love my dog more then her
so i put them both in the trunk of my car
drove around for a short bit to think
i popped the trunk to talk
she hauled off and slapped me
and my dog jumped in my arms
showing me nothing but love
i guess she was right

why is it, that if i stay home from work that i'm expected to work around the house, when she has no job.

why is it, she expects that i'm suppose to listen about her day, when i've worked all day.

why is it, everytime i open the refrigerator door, she tells me i leave it open to long.

why is it, she ask me everyday if i've feed the dogs. when i know to feed them everyday. ****, i had them before her.

why is it, she tells me my food doesn't need hot sauce. when i'm the one eating it.

why is it, she tells me i don't clean the dishes good enough, when their going in the dishwasher.

i tell everyone the same answer, it's in their nature

women are like, now i don't want to offend, so easy on me girls
again i say, women are like a rickedy bridge, somewhat unstable
yet, sometimes their soft and sometimes their hard. but we always seem to get where were going together.

All it took
Was one glance
One look
And in an instance
I knew
Everything I'd ever wanted and needed
Everything that was true
Lay securely inside
The woman
That is you.

I love you
For everything that you are
For everything that you have been
And everything that you will ever be
I love you
For
The woman
You make out of me.

She anchors me
And yet at the same time
Sets me free.

If we held an embrace under our favourite tree
would the moon kiss our eyes and make them see,
silver banners and sparkles in the mist
all of the darkness is turning sunkissed,
we'll dance our waltz under the crystal shards
amongst the ruins of our house of cards
twisting and twirling on the hands of time
as the bells on the clock start to chime,
peppermint tears over a turquoise sea,
promise you the world under our favorite tree.