Deadwood Haiku: Poems

Apr 2015 · 365

what's he mean by "almost 18"?

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

what's he mean by "almost 18"?

there’s seventeen that’s
normal size and a short one
that’s hell with a knife

Deadwood haiku

#adams

Apr 2015 · 391

a weight

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

a weight

i'm a weapon or
perhaps a weight to drop on
villains from above

Deadwood haiku

#jacklangrishe

Apr 2015 · 777

every bully

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

every bully

every bully
can't shut up except when he
is ******' afraid

Deadwood haiku

#bullock

Apr 2015 · 447

don't ride stagecoach

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

don't ride stagecoach

who i intend to
**** don't ride stagecoach 'cause it
makes her ******' puke

Deadwood haiku

#dandority

Apr 2015 · 910

canoe

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

canoe

how 'bout the canoe?
did you know that that had been
******' invented?

Deadwood haiku

#swearengen

Mar 2015 · 316

still hope

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

still hope

you know there's still hope
when you can find your idle
****** reading Scripture

Deadwood haiku

#cytolliver

Mar 2015 · 643

fanatic for fire wagons

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

fanatic for fire wagons

i'm not fanatic
for fire wagons like all the
other five year olds

Deadwood haiku

#stevethedrunk

Mar 2015 · 334

witness

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

witness

the letter’s content
is witness that he wrote a
nice ******’ letter

Deadwood haiku

#dandority

Mar 2015 · 361

the promise i bring

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

the promise i bring

the truth that i know,
the promise i bring, make me
outcast, pariah

Deadwood haiku

#georgehearst

Mar 2015 · 534

i am NOT

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

i am NOT

i am not on his
timetable or at his beck
and ******' call

Deadwood haiku

#bullock

Mar 2015 · 398

do then

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

do then

do then please forgive
me, for ******' christ's sake! do
then please forgive me

Deadwood haiku

#bullock

Mar 2015 · 382

the carin' sort

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

the carin' sort

we're the carin' sort
and furthermore, we don’t give
a **** who knows it

Deadwood haiku

#dandority

Mar 2015 · 336

the necessities i accept

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

the necessities i accept

the necessities
i accept make me outcast
isn’t that foolish?

Deadwood haiku

#georgehearst

Mar 2015 · 324

The Color

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

The Color

gold confers power
power comes to any man
who has The Color

Deadwood haiku

#georgehearst

Mar 2015 · 378

or whatever

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

or whatever

go ahead and sponge
my **** or whatever you
******' people do

Deadwood haiku

#calamityjane

Mar 2015 · 603

i wish

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

i wish

i wish you wouldn't
smoke. i wish, when asleep, you
wouldn't snore and ****

Deadwood haiku

#trixie

Mar 2015 · 424

murderers

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

murderers

what if that's the door
to our joint? what's that make the
X's? murderers

Deadwood haiku

#swearengen

Mar 2015 · 811

ain't equal

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

ain't equal

an opinion
solicited ain't equal
to one freely voiced

Deadwood haiku

#swearengen

Mar 2015 · 375

why go on with that?

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

why go on with that?

he's dying and he's
makin' a **** of himself
why go on with that?

Deadwood haiku

#swearengen #reverendsmith

Mar 2015 · 839

pray away then, moron!

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

pray away then, *****!

praying for Bullock?
pray away then, *****, for
all the harm you'll do!

Deadwood haiku

#ebfarnum

Mar 2015 · 351

give some back

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

give some back

pain or damage don't
end the world, stand it like a
man and give some back

#swearengen

Mar 2015 · 628

no goddam idea

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

no ****** idea

you have no ******
idea how badly you're
******' boring me

Deadwood haiku

#swearengen

Mar 2015 · 723

I am stupidest

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

I am stupidest

let's leave it alone
i am stupidest when I
try to be funny

Deadwood haiku

#swearengen

Mar 2015 · 474

learnin' fuckin' nothin'

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

learnin' ******' nothin'

it is the learnin'
******' nothin', my friend, that
keeps me lookin' young

Deadwood haiku

#jacklangrishe

Mar 2015 · 384

mother-love

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

mother-love

mother-love really
is murderous hatred and
desire for revenge

Deadwood haiku

#ebfarnum

Mar 2015 · 387

club of most of us

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

club of most of us

don't feel christ's love as
you used to? join the ******'
club of most of us

Deadwood haiku

#calamityjane

Mar 2015 · 1.4k

declining years

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

declining years

ah, declining years!
my latest blessing's a horse
apple up my ***

Deadwood haiku

#haiku #deadwood #swearengen

Mar 2015 · 909

useful advance/let me see your hole

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

useful advance/let me see your hole

let me see your hole
in the wall, sir, which I find
a useful advance

Deadwood haiku

#haiku #deadwood #hearst #alswearengen

Mar 2015 · 972

more than that hole

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

more than that hole

what in god's name is
going on? i inquire as
to more than that hole

Deadwood haiku

#haiku #deadwood #awmerrick

Mar 2015 · 1.2k

one scintilla

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

one scintilla

i could sniff this all
you want, boss, but I ain't got
one scintilla

Deadwood haiku

#haiku #deadwood #dandority

Mar 2015 · 2.5k

feign stupidity

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

feign stupidity

do you only feign
stupidity while plotting
ways to madden me?

Deadwood haiku

#haiku #deadwood #richardson #ebfarnum

Mar 2015 · 1.5k

change

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

change

change ain't looking for

******' friends, change calls the tune

we ******' dance to

#haiku #deadwood #alswearengen

Mar 2015 · 2.2k

digestive crisis

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

digestive crisis

please, sir, a moment's
silence, i am having a
digestive crisis

#haiku #deadwood #ebfarnum

Mar 2015 · 3.7k

fuckin' hobby

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

******' hobby

i'd hate to think you're
this good at something that's just
a ******' hobby

#haiku #deadwood #alswearengen #georgehearst

Mar 2015 · 1.6k

life is

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

life is

that's what the **** life
is - just one vile ******' task
after another

#haiku #deadwood #swearengen

Mar 2015 · 628

piss puddle

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

**** puddle

oh no, a **** puddle!
i must not have seen that there
when seating myself

#calamityjane

Mar 2015 · 1.3k

a fool and his gold

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

a fool and his gold

it won't be worry
weighing me down, but bags of
our recovered gold!

#haiku #deadwood #bromgarrett

Mar 2015 · 1.7k

Simpleton

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

Simpleton

I loved my mother
My father didn't liked me
Time to stew the muck

#haiku #deadwood #richardson

Mar 2015 · 678

Al has a lot on his mind

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

Al has a lot on his mind

I'm so ******' glad
I trusted you, Johnny, to
Go out and buy meat

#haiku #johnny #deadwood #swearengen

Mar 2015 · 2.1k

Mornin'

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

Mornin'

Mornin', gentlemen!
Mornin'! The best time of day
To go **** yourself

#haiku #deadwood #dandority

Mar 2015 · 1.6k

goin' wrong

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

goin' wrong

i have come back from
plenty of **** that looked like
it was goin' wrong

#haiku #deadwood #dandority

Mar 2015 · 862

fuck the rooms you rent #1

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

**** the rooms you rent #1

I'm back! Well, your room
has been re-rented... ******* and
**** the rooms you rent

#haiku #deadwood #calamityjane #ebfarnum

Mar 2015 · 1.1k

motherfuck

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

*******

he ******* me!
I will ******* you and
then BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!

http://deadwoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2015/03/*******.html

#bullock #stevethedrunk #*******

Mar 2015 · 1.9k

Jews?

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

Jews?

Who? Wu? No, who! Jews?
No, you ignorant ******'
*****! Juice! Not Jews, juice!

http://deadwoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2015/03/jews.html

#haiku #deadwood #wu #swearengen

Mar 2015 · 522

all the fuck we need

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

all the **** we need

no unauthorized
****** cinnamon, that is
all the **** we need

deadwoodhaiku.blogspot.com

#dan #dority

Mar 2015 · 1.9k

the center

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

the center

you ain't the center
of the universe, don't that
lead you to despair?

deadwoodhaiku.blogspot.com

#haiku #deadwoodhaiku #hearst #swearengen

Mar 2015 · 716

ever been beaten, Merrick?

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

ever been beaten, Merrick?

once, when I thought I
had smallpox, Doc Cochran slapped
me across the face

http://deadwoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2015/03/even-been-beaten-merrick.html

#deadwoodhaiku #merrick

Mar 2015 · 1.1k

asshole 2.0

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

******* 2.0

the coward who killed
Wild Bill returned a bigger
******* than before

deadwoodhaiku.blogspot.com

#jack #mccall #deadwoodhaiku #wolcott

Mar 2015 · 354

keep tryin'

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

keep tryin'

Jane ain't with me 'cause
she's a drunken ******' mess
but I'll keep tryin'

deadwoodhaiku.blogspot.com

#deadwoodhaiku #charlieutter

Mar 2015 · 2.9k

just farted

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

just farted

and this here is the
*** of a drunken shitbird
yeah, I just farted

#haiku #deadwood #calamityjane