My sister wants to marry
a ghost – I just can’t work out
what’s possessed her
And my elder sister
she wants to marry Dracula –
now, what I’d like to know is what bit her
And as for myself,
I’d like to marry a zombie –
and listen, I’m dead serious about that
But most astonishing is my eldest sister -
she wants to marry a man
And the long and short of it is,
the family just can’t work out
*what’s got into her
first in a series of poems about ghosts, spirits, and such