There was a knock in the door
at about six AM
He wouldn't have opened if
he didn't check
through the peephole. It was
his aunt. Why would
she visit at a time
like this?
When he opened the door
she slapped him
across the face. "You *******
monster! You had the money, you
*******! You had the money all along!
You could pay for your mother's operation
and you didn't. You watched
her die in horrible
pains! How can you live with yourself?"
Ah yes, he knew what she
was talking about. But there
was no point explaining. He
closed the door in her face
went back to bed
"Who was it?" his girlfriend asked. "Another
one of your crazy exes?"
"No. It was my aunt who doesn't
have what I call internet education."
"What?"
"Internet education, dear. Rule number
one: not everything you see
on social media is true. Just because
I pose at the wheel of a brand new
Lamborghini doesn't mean I own
the **** car and am therefore
rich as ****, you know?"
"What kind of idiot would think that?"
"Oh, you'd be surprised..."