Deadwood Haiku - Hello Poetry

Mar 2015

Deadwood Haiku

Al has a lot on his mind

I'm so ******' glad
I trusted you, Johnny, to
Go out and buy meat

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Mar 2015

Deadwood Haiku

Mornin'

Mornin', gentlemen!
Mornin'! The best time of day
To go **** yourself

#haiku #deadwood #dandority

Mar 2015

Deadwood Haiku

spawned

I'm imagining
the pool that spawned you, I am
filling it with rocks

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#haiku #deadwood #richardson #ebfarnum

Mar 2015

Deadwood Haiku

egg-hatched

could you have been born
Richardson, and not egg-hatched
as I had assumed?

#haiku #deadwood #richardson #ebfarnum

Mar 2015

Deadwood Haiku

just farted

and this here is the
*** of a drunken shitbird
yeah, I just farted

#haiku #deadwood #calamityjane

Mar 2015

Deadwood Haiku

hang dai

Wu's dope was stolen
one white cocksucka, no two
Wu Swedgin hang dai

#haiku #dope #mr #deadwood #wu

Mar 2015

Deadwood Haiku

Bullock's horse

he said he just ******
off on its leg, but I think
Steve ****** Bullock's horse

#haiku #horse #steve #deadwood #bullock

Mar 2015

Deadwood Haiku

Gabriel's trumpet

Gabriel's trumpet
Will produce you from the ***
Of a pig, E.B.

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#haiku #deadwood

Mar 2015

Deadwood Haiku

ointment

**** you, richardson
i'd like to use your ointment
to suffocate you

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#haiku #deadwood #richardson #ebfarnum

Mar 2015

Deadwood Haiku

cat **** smell

you ain't right, Jimmy
lyin' causes cat **** smell
thievin' *******

#haiku #deadwood #jimmyirons #alswearengen

Mar 2015

Deadwood Haiku

half price

God bless those poor souls
also, *****'s half price the
next fifteen minutes

#haiku #deadwood #swearengen

Mar 2015

Deadwood Haiku

Jews?

Who? Wu? No, who! Jews?
No, you ignorant ******'
*****! Juice! Not Jews, juice!

http://deadwoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2015/03/jews.html

#haiku #deadwood #wu #swearengen

Mar 2015

Deadwood Haiku

all the **** we need

no unauthorized
****** cinnamon, that is
all the **** we need

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#dan #dority