Chinese ,
It wasn't cheap
So I charged it to the government
Taxpayers never had a say
Those in power legislate it to be that way
Of course they had to have all new names
for all the old items that were the same ol' same
Peking Duck was renamed Apollo *** Luck
Szechaun Chicken became known as Polaris Back and Black
Sweet and sour shrimp turned to Lunar Prawn .
Always abundant parking but you best stay near .
When it's dark out who knows what's out there to fear
Well I'm on my way to Mars .
Going to be a pioneer
One of Musk's first ever transplanted engineers
Sure some will die
I'm counting on it that
it won't be this guy
And when I do
I hope to be buried
on Ole' Red under the Red , White and blue Martian sky
Paving the way for the followers to come
Oh and when you come make a stop on the dark side of the moon for Chinese takeout
It's a long way to Mars
10 - 4
Over and out !