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Kingston Bao Apr 28
Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
This is grammatically correct
Kingston Bao Apr 25
Call me an evil wizard
The way I'm a neck-romancer

Your maiden calls me warlock
'Cause I gave her an Eldritch Blast
Kingston Bao Apr 22
Call me crazy
The way I straight jack it
-Socrates
  Apr 11 Kingston Bao
MicMag
door opened
door shut, then locked
first morning urges
body greets the dawn

toilet seat up
pants unzipped
waste tube carefully aimed
flow turned on

trickling stream
becomes rushed torrent
small splashes
leave no mark

on steep polished porcelain walls
water slowly turning
clear to yellow
light to dark

liquid waste
flushed down the drain
shows signs
of dehydration

advising body
drink more water
restart the cycle
of urination
Everybody pees!
  Apr 11 Kingston Bao
Donna
I said to a chair
Can you please stop
touching my ***
It said no no no
it's so much fun
:)) silly one
Kingston Bao Apr 11
Icl
Ts
Pmo
Fr.
Ikiab
Sybau
Rn.
Ikr.
Kingston Bao Apr 9
Slimer? That's what they called me in high school
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