Standing at the ******
I really gotta go
Starting to get ******
Cause I ain't got no flow
I feel the eyes upon me
The pressure starts to mount
A line of guys behind me
More than I can count
If only I were younger
I could **** a hole through steel
Now I just go drip, drip, drip
Seriously what's the deal
My prostate's like a grapefruit
I go five times a night
I haven't slept in fifteen years
It really kind of bites
When I close my eyes the final time
The biggest gift for me
Is when I get to heaven
I won't have to ***