I've got a reading!
And the venue's all sold out.
It's an old phone booth,
that some company threw out.
It's standing room only,
but you can get in by arrangement.
I'll just hop out, for the term
of your engagement.
If you show up
you won't even need a mask,
'cause you'll be standing
on the other side of the glass.
My voice sounds muffled
in the sound-proof enclosure
so my poetry won't be getting
very much exposure.
For my fan base,
it's the ideal place to show.
See, I can do the reading,
and no one else will know.