A phenom pursue movement
by midnight if entrained encampment
flush by her heels while quatrain will absorb
when she only a heaping there in life with
hers round circumference as deeply met
for a week if her sorcery became a tempest rife
in horsepower with such antigen that an earthquake
with even more liquefaction than mere mention
on cruises her regression must also play into her automobile
and forebode her ritual in speeding in class action.

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This ilke Monk leet olde thynges pace,
And heeld after the newe world the space.

Chaucer, The Canterbury Tales

How out of date are simple wooden beads
An upgrade is what the Rosary needs!

Something to give your meditations spice
Connected to your electronic device

Beamed back and forth to The Cloud, you see
With mega-mega gigs of memory

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The Ave Maria is so out of date
It’s Ave ME now, ‘cause we’re all so great!

Make your prayers less about God, more about you
Signal yourself through sacred Tooth of Blue

A camera hidden in the crucifix
Enables you to take your selfie-flicks

The Pater beads count each joggery mile
Or kilometres if those are your style

The Ave beads are recycled with care
To save the forests, the rivers, and air


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Remember: for weddings, funerals, and daily devotions
Let RAM and ROM go through all the motions

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Electrical Rosary – O make it sing!

The system is rigged against out poor souls
The tide could swallow us all
The air we breathe the water we drink
The dreams that randomLy appear on the screen of our slumbet
Saturated with the symbolism lost upon awakening the sky became my eyes

Be humble, you
are mortal flesh.
Be noble, you
own a brave heart.
Be joyful, you
have tasted the
sweetness of love.
Enjoy your life,
it is the vessel
that contains
these wonders.

there was a little dog a clever chap was he

oneday to be a guide dog he just long to be

he was very gentle and very very kind

and to be a guide dog he could help the blind.



help them cross the road help them on there way

and away from danger they would always stay

he went to training school to learning his guiding skill

he passed with flying colors this gave him such a thrill



now he was a guide dog his dreams had all come true

he could help the blind just like he longed to do