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Gandy Lamb Oct 2023
ᑭMᓂy sᓂoᐅ n toᒧok tᔨ he icᓱ e
لبيتزا جيدة جدا
lubię jeᑌ ردن آلت تنا
ਟਿਊਬ ਵੀਡੀਓਜ਼ ਲ țumes nam
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Gandy Lamb Oct 2023
0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89,144,233,377,610,987, 1597, 2584, 4181, 6765, 10946, 17711, 28657, 46368, 75025, 121393, 196418, 317811, 514229, ...

The numbers keep getting bigger, time keeps passing, and I get closer to death. I need a faster way to find the nth fibonacci number, or I will starve to death.  I will use dynamic programming to find the nth fibonacci number in O(n) time.

public class fibonacci {
    static int fib(int n)
    {
        int f[]  = new int[n + 2];
        int i;
  
        f[0] = 0;
        f[1] = 1;
  
        for (i = 2; i <= n; i++) {
            f[i] = f[i - 1] + f[i - 2];
        }
  
        return f[n];
    }

I have now found the nth fibonacci number in O(n) time. This represents the fact that if we put our minds to it, we can overcome any obstacle in our way. However, this dynamic programming uses O(n) space, and could be improved to O(1) space. This represents the fact that there is no such thing as perfection, and honing our skills is a lifelong process. However, since I found a polynomial time solution to this problem, I won't starve to death before finding the 10000th fibonacci sequence. This is good, because it represents the fact that African children won't go hungry anymore.
I did it. I found the nth fibonacci number in O(n) time.
Gandy Lamb Oct 2023
Your ***** is this small (sad)
8====D

MY ***** IS THIS BIG (WOW!)
8=========================================================­===================================D
*****
Gandy Lamb Sep 2023
"I'M NOT CRAZY",
THE OLD MAN SAID.
NO ONE BELIEVED HIM.
A KIDNEY WAS HARVESTED FROM HIM 2 DAYS LATER.
7 DAYS LATER THE KIDNEY MONSTER APPEARED IN NEW YORK CITY.
"I'M CRAZY",
SAID THE KIDNEY MONSTER.
THE OLD MAN SAID AGAIN
"I'M NOT CRAZY",
BECAUSE HE STILL HAD 1 MORE KIDNEY.
THEN THEY TOOK THAT KIDNEY FROM HIM,
AND HE DIED 5 DAYS LATER.
THEN BUDDHA APPEARED.
OPPENHEIMER SHOULD NEVER HAVE INVENTED PHYSICS.
KIDNEYS
Gandy Lamb Sep 2023
I WANT TO BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND EAT YOUR DOG FOOD
I WANT TO BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND HEAT UP MY INSTANT NOODLES
I WANT TO BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND *** IN YOUR TOILET
I WANT TO BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND DO THE DISHES
I WANT TO BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND HOLD A GARAGE SALE
I WANT TO BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE
I AM IN YOUR HOUSE
WHERE IS YOUR DOG FOOD
I WANT TO BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE
Gandy Lamb Sep 2023
That's why I eat my 3 meals every day
so I can keep farting and *******
wrote this while taking a ****. We should be thankful for the little things in life.
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