"I'M NOT CRAZY",
THE OLD MAN SAID.
NO ONE BELIEVED HIM.
A KIDNEY WAS HARVESTED FROM HIM 2 DAYS LATER.
7 DAYS LATER THE KIDNEY MONSTER APPEARED IN NEW YORK CITY.
"I'M CRAZY",
SAID THE KIDNEY MONSTER.
THE OLD MAN SAID AGAIN
"I'M NOT CRAZY",
BECAUSE HE STILL HAD 1 MORE KIDNEY.
THEN THEY TOOK THAT KIDNEY FROM HIM,
AND HE DIED 5 DAYS LATER.
THEN BUDDHA APPEARED.
OPPENHEIMER SHOULD NEVER HAVE INVENTED PHYSICS.