"speling" poems
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Jun 24, 2014
Jun 24, 2014 at 1:17 PM UTC
Mkay so I cant spel,
sue me wat the hel!
Mown like an old gramar
who is stuk in payamas.
Jus leev me an let me be three
>:(
Mar 19, 2010
Mar 19, 2010 at 8:24 AM UTC
Does your completed wurk look as if it were tiped while wearing a baceball gluv? That liddle red, squigley, line that often appeers
beneeth a wurd, shows up for a reeson. A signal that something "just ain't right." Weather a speling or punkshuashun issue,pay attenshun to it.
A mispeled wurd can distract the readers attenshun froom the subject of the peece, and creates a very uneezy reed.
Keep a dicshunery near you're desk.
Go bak and refresh when to us too 'C's, too M's", (dubble consanants)etc.
Know you're "valves" a-e-i-o-u.
Know where to place an apocolipse when writing a contractshun(can't, don't)..................
Use the correct wurdes!!
Know the diffrance between "Their", and "There."
A dicshunary can also prevent having to exit a wurk, and risk losing it by forgeting to save it.
Pay attentshun, PLEEZE!
copyright: richard riddle-10-07-15
Thanks,
richard riddle
Oct 7, 2015
Oct 7, 2015 at 8:56 AM UTC
Welcome to the guide on how to write poetry.
Poems don't always rhyme
well, some of the time.
It's in plenty of children's stuff
but adults have had enough.
They
are
layed
out
weirdly
sometimes
and some are just in a long line similar to this, like you would find in a book
or pehaps with !punc?tuat'ion a^ll* o&ver;
$t"he p(l)£ace%
in CAPITALS or lower case
or perhapps with duhliburut speling misstakes.
They may have words in them
you don't understand
like antebellum or zeugma
or with words that enni yungstur ken get innit m8? Lol!
1. They can have numbers in them.
2. yehT nac eb nettirw sdrawkcab.
3. A bit of repetition did no one no harm harm harm.
Thou canst use the language of old if one wishes,
or use language that is simple, easy to grasp.
Poems
offer
exciting,
marvellous
chances to do things like an acrostic or something fancier.
Write in français, español, deutsch, dansk, italiano, polski, gaelige, cymraeg, ελληνικά, русский, íslenskur, עברית, हिंदी, 中國的, 日本の,العربية
one of those, or English if you choose.
In bold (brackets and italics too) - a dash here; use semi-colons properly as well.....don't over do the full stops or talk about silly things like purple pumpkins playing with pigeons.
L o o k.
You have some choices now.
Stick to my rules
or make your own.
To be onist, it dunt rearly mattuh.
It's a poem. Something like that.
Mar 9, 2012
Mar 9, 2012 at 1:40 PM UTC
What I am.
A filthy mess
Ugly
Rude
Aries
Transgender
Acne and anxiety
RIDDEN
accident
PRONE
.
W!!!O!!!R!!!T!!!H!!!L!!!E!!!S!!!SS!!!
SPECIAL SKILLS:
jumping a rope 3 times
Forgetting my pills
Mispelilng wrods
What I am not
(THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I AM)
Clean (NOT !!! ADDICTED !!!)
handsome
Kind hearted
Libra
NATURAL !!! BORN !!! MALE !!!
MENTALLY STABLE
SPELING BEE CHAMPEEON
MUSCULAR
LADYKILLER
POPULARGOODLOOKINGBEAUTIFULLOVEDLOVEDLOVEDIAMNOTLOVEDBYMYMYSELF,PEERS,ORFAMILY.
SPECIAL ******* SKILLS
GETTING MYSELF BEAT UP EX.) BEINGSELFDISTRUCTIVE//NOTLEAVINGMYABUSIVEFUCKINGRELATIONSHIP//NOTKEEPINGMYFUCKINGMOUTHSHUT
CONSTANTLY TRYING TO **** MYSELF WHEN IM AFRAID OF DYING
EATING LIKE A ******* PIG
DEAR GOD, DO I EAT. I EAT///EAT///EAT///
IM A FAT PIG-WHORE WHO CANT EVEN WRAP HIS FINGERS AROUND HIS ANKLES OR SEE HIS BONES, HIS VINES OF IVORY SHIMMERING IN THE MOONLIGHT, NOT BEING ABLE TO STRUM MY DELICATE RIBS LIKE A HARP
I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///I///WANT///TO///BE///SKINNY///
but oh well i guess.
j
Jun 17, 2015
Jun 17, 2015 at 12:46 AM UTC
Poets are just authors
who get straight to the point
at least that's what my teacher
told me once
I don't know if I believe it
I'm an author too, sometimes
and others it just seems better
for poems, for prose, for rhyme
Sometimes I wonder if
The earth is really rounded
or if it's just a oblong
distant lands and distant seas
I like poetry because with stories
They want you to make sense
and with poems you can
just go and go and go
I like poetry because
my prose is all that's judged
not my grammer or my speling
or anything at all
Perhaps it's all too clever
so poetic, so in tune
Artistic and amazing
so clear and so immune
I feel immortal with my poetry
with my rhymes and with my nots
All the way to everything
All the way to nothing
Mar 6, 2014
Mar 6, 2014 at 9:13 AM UTC
Life is a poem
Of metaphors
And accidental
Speling mistakes.
But what is life if we don't learn.
Jun 9, 2019
Jun 9, 2019 at 5:17 AM UTC