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"smartass" poems
Poet : " Hey peeps" Singer : "sup" Artist : " Hiii" Poet : " I was wondering, its quite intriguing how we are all quite similar , yet different as well " Artist : "How so ?" Poet : " Well, we all show , some feeling or emotion or portray any message in some sort of form, one way or another " Singer : "Thats true , I use my voice so that many can hear my lyrics whether cryptic or not " Poet : True, but you also forgot... Artist : "Poet does this as well , despite the words on paper for many to read , poet doesn't quite sing in melody , but speaks so that many can hear the words to tell the message " Poet : " Exactly , thank you Artist " Artist : " No problem , as for me I neither Sing nor speak , my art paint the words I want to convey in the mind as an image " Singer : "Yes,Yes, But don't you at times say what your art means , so technically you do speak kinda" Artist : " Hahaha , ******** yes but I would only say 15-20 per cent of the time , to convey what i'm trying to define " Poet : " Fair enough but technically poets can do this as well , in fact there is a type of poetry called... Artist : " Concrete, Yes I know , such a flattering name by the way, hahaha " Singer : " Hahaha" Poet : " Anyways! , to add to poetry we need not have to create art , for our message to be visualized " Singer : " Thats all well and good , however in the rhythmic sway in the melodies of song , I quite literally move people , you could even say the way they dance to my songs to show how it makes them feel , expressing themselves, as well as painting a picture ...." Poet : "Hahaha damnnn, are you trying to show your the best ?" Singer : " Just saying facts , not my fault it might come across as me being the best " Poet : "Do try and remember us Poets do move those who read or listen to our poetry , they can relate. On the words , they think and meditate plus with those lines an image in there mind they do, re-create" Singer : " Really , you just couldn't help not rhyming ? " Poet : " Don't hate , appreciate.. " Singer : " Oh gosh... " Artist : " Hahaha" Artist : " Don't forget us Artists , our art , can move people , maybe not as physically as you Singer, but we can cause a sway of thoughts for a painting can have a multitude of meanings" Artist : " Sometimes it is better not to tell them my definition of the painting, but to see what it means to them and how it makes them feel " Singer : " Sigh fair enough you got me there... " Poet : " Its like I said , we are similar in the fact , that we portray something in our own unique act , to wonder and see how the viewer will react , to see the thoughts and feelings in our different dealings... To..." Singer : " Oh my gosh we get it... No need to rhyme us to oblivion" Artist : " We all basically show some sort of message just in a different way " Singer : " See , why couldn't you just say that poet ? " Poet : " Oh shut up." Artist ; " Hahaha"
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Sep 3, 2018
Sep 3, 2018 at 9:04 PM UTC
A chat between ; Artist , Poet and Singer
Poet : " Hey peeps" Singer : "sup" Artist : " Hiii" Poet : " I was wondering, its quite intriguing how we are all quite similar , yet different as well " Artist : "How so ?" Poet : " Well, we all show , some feeling or emotion or portray any message in some sort of form, one way or another " Singer : "Thats true , I use my voice so that many can hear my lyrics whether cryptic or not " Poet : True, but you also forgot... Artist : "Poet does this as well , despite the words on paper for many to read , poet doesn't quite sing in melody , but speaks so that many can hear the words to tell the message " Poet : " Exactly , thank you Artist " Artist : " No problem , as for me I neither Sing nor speak , my art paint the words I want to convey in the mind as an image " Singer : "Yes,Yes, But don't you at times say what your art means , so technically you do speak kinda" Artist : " Hahaha , ******** yes but I would only say 15-20 per cent of the time , to convey what i'm trying to define " Poet : " Fair enough but technically poets can do this as well , in fact there is a type of poetry called... Artist : " Concrete, Yes I know , such a flattering name by the way, hahaha " Singer : " Hahaha" Poet : " Anyways! , to add to poetry we need not have to create art , for our message to be visualized " Singer : " Thats all well and good , however in the rhythmic sway in the melodies of song , I quite literally move people , you could even say the way they dance to my songs to show how it makes them feel , expressing themselves, as well as painting a picture ...." Poet : "Hahaha damnnn, are you trying to show your the best ?" Singer : " Just saying facts , not my fault it might come across as me being the best " Poet : "Do try and remember us Poets do move those who read or listen to our poetry , they can relate. On the words , they think and meditate plus with those lines an image in there mind they do, re-create" Singer : " Really , you just couldn't help not rhyming ? " Poet : " Don't hate , appreciate.. " Singer : " Oh gosh... " Artist : " Hahaha" Artist : " Don't forget us Artists , our art , can move people , maybe not as physically as you Singer, but we can cause a sway of thoughts for a painting can have a multitude of meanings" Artist : " Sometimes it is better not to tell them my definition of the painting, but to see what it means to them and how it makes them feel " Singer : " Sigh fair enough you got me there... " Poet : " Its like I said , we are similar in the fact , that we portray something in our own unique act , to wonder and see how the viewer will react , to see the thoughts and feelings in our different dealings... To..." Singer : " Oh my gosh we get it... No need to rhyme us to oblivion" Artist : " We all basically show some sort of message just in a different way " Singer : " See , why couldn't you just say that poet ? " Poet : " Oh shut up." Artist ; " Hahaha"
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**only a ******* man could love a ******** poodle** everybody knows poodle one of the smartest breeds, not exactly a manly man's dog, but great to have around to feed, feed you, when alone, and you need a good conversation had me a good woman she would say: "hon, kindly fetch me this and that," **** dog would get her whatever she wanted, me, didn't mind at all, loved taking care of her, but the dog loved her more and be there and back before I could jack my feet off the couch she would say: "hon,  come near, give me a nuzzle and a kiss, a  cuddle and a lick" **** dog, double quick, cause it spoke better human than most, was in her lap burying her laughing with affection infectious, before I could jack my feet off the couch she would say: "honey love, meet me bed upstairs, love me sweet and complete, when done, please love me over again twice as nice" **** dog hearing the sacred holy word bed was up there in a flash, howling "what's taking youse guys so long," tail impatient drumming up a rock n' roll storm, while we slow pokey, taking our own sweetest time, humans messing around first with a little downtown downstairs, prefatory, preparatory work, both our feet lazy still on the couch kissing the cold away when we got to our destiny destination, had to kick that **** ******** foggy doggy outside, close the door, say no more, **** dog did whine and cry like a baby chile, till we couldn't take it no more and let that **** dog in she would say: "lover man, I love you better than twice I thought I could ever love another, cause you two idiots two-gether make me sweeter and completer than I ever knew I could be happier" like I said, only a ******** man** could love a ******* poodle**
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Jul 2, 2017
Jul 2, 2017 at 8:29 AM UTC
only a ******* man could love a ******** poodle
**only a ******* man could love a ******** poodle** everybody knows poodle one of the smartest breeds, not exactly a manly man's dog, but great to have around to feed, feed you, when alone, and you need a good conversation had me a good woman she would say: "hon, kindly fetch me this and that," **** dog would get her whatever she wanted, me, didn't mind at all, loved taking care of her, but the dog loved her more and be there and back before I could jack my feet off the couch she would say: "hon,  come near, give me a nuzzle and a kiss, a  cuddle and a lick" **** dog, double quick, cause it spoke better human than most, was in her lap burying her laughing with affection infectious, before I could jack my feet off the couch she would say: "honey love, meet me bed upstairs, love me sweet and complete, when done, please love me over again twice as nice" **** dog hearing the sacred holy word bed was up there in a flash, howling "what's taking youse guys so long," tail impatient drumming up a rock n' roll storm, while we slow pokey, taking our own sweetest time, humans messing around first with a little downtown downstairs, prefatory, preparatory work, both our feet lazy still on the couch kissing the cold away when we got to our destiny destination, had to kick that **** ******** foggy doggy outside, close the door, say no more, **** dog did whine and cry like a baby chile, till we couldn't take it no more and let that **** dog in she would say: "lover man, I love you better than twice I thought I could ever love another, cause you two idiots two-gether make me sweeter and completer than I ever knew I could be happier" like I said, only a ******** man** could love a ******* poodle**
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This is a lot more formal than writing it out for you, besides you usually can’t read my handwriting anyways. I’m sure you’re sick of my notes by now, but later in life they might matter, or we might break up and burning them might be part of your healing process. Being with you has changed my life drastically, in the best way possible, I didn’t want to live. I had no hope for my future, I felt as if I was standing three feet in cement and I was sinking fast. And then a man with ******** comments came into my life for whatever reason, and changed me for the better. I want to succeed, be the best woman possible for you, though I make you mad at times because of my quick temper and tendency to befriend a bit too many guys, I appreciate you in more ways than you can ever imagine. I have never met a man as kind as you, or a man who cares so much about the people he loves. Loyalty has always meant something to me because I never had it; the amount of people that have been disloyal sickens me at times, for I was the one to believe they were something different. Yet, I found you; you are the most loyal man I have ever had the pleasure to meet. Being with you feels different, I have never craved the attention of anyone before, but having you with me eases whatever pain I’ve felt in the last couple of days. Our relationship has been something I wouldn’t trade for anything in the world; you’ve accepted me as myself and loved me for my flaws. I am but a plain girl to be frank, I am not extraordinary or exceptional, but holding your hand, or lying next to you, makes me feel beautiful for whatever reason. I haven’t had the courage to tell you ever story in my head, or blurt out every thought in my head for I fear I am partially insane. You put up with me wishing I was a leaf, theories on dead birds, and the habit of my resting in too many trees. Just the fact that you’re willing to climb trees with me, or explain how beautiful crows are, makes me fall so deeply in love with the person you are. I understand at times why so many people adore you, as beautiful as a person you are. Being without you feels like two thirds of me are missing, as if I have ghost limbs and I keep reaching out to see if you’re there when you’re not. I love you immensely, though I love you doesn’t compare to the way I feel, words or actions can’t describe who you are to me. You treat me as if letting me go would be the end of the world and I thought I didn’t understand that until I think of the thought of you leaving. Thoughts like these steal my breath away, and the ground beneath me, because losing you means losing a part of whom I am, and that is terrifying.
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Jun 3, 2014
Jun 3, 2014 at 12:22 PM UTC
I've never written a love letter before
This is a lot more formal than writing it out for you, besides you usually can’t read my handwriting anyways. I’m sure you’re sick of my notes by now, but later in life they might matter, or we might break up and burning them might be part of your healing process. Being with you has changed my life drastically, in the best way possible, I didn’t want to live. I had no hope for my future, I felt as if I was standing three feet in cement and I was sinking fast. And then a man with ******** comments came into my life for whatever reason, and changed me for the better. I want to succeed, be the best woman possible for you, though I make you mad at times because of my quick temper and tendency to befriend a bit too many guys, I appreciate you in more ways than you can ever imagine. I have never met a man as kind as you, or a man who cares so much about the people he loves. Loyalty has always meant something to me because I never had it; the amount of people that have been disloyal sickens me at times, for I was the one to believe they were something different. Yet, I found you; you are the most loyal man I have ever had the pleasure to meet. Being with you feels different, I have never craved the attention of anyone before, but having you with me eases whatever pain I’ve felt in the last couple of days. Our relationship has been something I wouldn’t trade for anything in the world; you’ve accepted me as myself and loved me for my flaws. I am but a plain girl to be frank, I am not extraordinary or exceptional, but holding your hand, or lying next to you, makes me feel beautiful for whatever reason. I haven’t had the courage to tell you ever story in my head, or blurt out every thought in my head for I fear I am partially insane. You put up with me wishing I was a leaf, theories on dead birds, and the habit of my resting in too many trees. Just the fact that you’re willing to climb trees with me, or explain how beautiful crows are, makes me fall so deeply in love with the person you are. I understand at times why so many people adore you, as beautiful as a person you are. Being without you feels like two thirds of me are missing, as if I have ghost limbs and I keep reaching out to see if you’re there when you’re not. I love you immensely, though I love you doesn’t compare to the way I feel, words or actions can’t describe who you are to me. You treat me as if letting me go would be the end of the world and I thought I didn’t understand that until I think of the thought of you leaving. Thoughts like these steal my breath away, and the ground beneath me, because losing you means losing a part of whom I am, and that is terrifying.
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Know it all in theory never practiced Waddles and quacks Assumptions under false pretenses Opinions often criticize Judgments without a clue Senseless chatter Assless pants Years behind Broken spirits Wavering faith What is proof? Wasted life and selfish acts Yeah, what do you know?
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Mar 16, 2014
Mar 16, 2014 at 9:07 PM UTC
********
Where it all started... https://hellopoetry.com/poem/2018179/only-a-dumbass-man-could-love-a-smartass-poodle/ <•> The Obvious Fact: Dogs Have Souls ******** poodle, of prior fame, suggests* "surely this ditty will trend before one reads to the very end" 1. as everyone loves dogs 2. especially smart poodles 3. who writes soulful poems really, here we are talking and you are gazing into my brown eyes adoringly, and you humans still debate if there is a god?"* and then dog yawned, a gigundo doggy yawn, which is a supernatural, miraculous biblical thing to behold <•> for no reason other than gravity man says, sometimes my earbuds fall out of my ears, without provocation, of their own accord, to remind that though they're in, the music isn't in, and neither am I anywhere real, concrete, existential, to be found which prompts a furious philosophical poodle to man discourse, as to my exact whereabouts badass poodle quotes Joan Baez (Diamonds and Rust): "My poetry was lousy you said," and to verify my geo-physical locus, and his opinion of the human's written hocus pocus poetry, gentle farts and adds, low growling, "there your are!" how I love that centered, down to earth, in my bed, in my heart dog <•> "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action." Goldfinger a favorite phrase from a movie of one's youth. that rises to the surface, when smartass-u-know-who reads my weak human mind and yes, farts twice more, adding poetically: *"the best things in life always come in threes, her, me, and you"* "glad to be included," I replied, to which he licked his privates publicly, adding lowly,   *"every smart poodle need a leashed human, as if any self-respecting poodl could or would type their own poems, who's the *** now!"* and we got up, got the leash (for human to carry) put our earbuds in, went for a sunrise sniff-walk-and-compose on the beach the two ********** arguing which Pandora station to turn on, two only love poets, both thinking of their shared her finally, compromising, in tail wagging agreement on, The Righteous Brothers <•> p.s. lol, only a ******* man could love a ******** poodle.   ~ 8:33am 8/11/17
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Aug 11, 2017
Aug 11, 2017 at 6:32 PM UTC
The Obvious Fact: Dogs Have Souls (Love Poems by a ******** Poodle Poet)
Where it all started... https://hellopoetry.com/poem/2018179/only-a-dumbass-man-could-love-a-smartass-poodle/ <•> The Obvious Fact: Dogs Have Souls ******** poodle, of prior fame, suggests* "surely this ditty will trend before one reads to the very end" 1. as everyone loves dogs 2. especially smart poodles 3. who writes soulful poems really, here we are talking and you are gazing into my brown eyes adoringly, and you humans still debate if there is a god?"* and then dog yawned, a gigundo doggy yawn, which is a supernatural, miraculous biblical thing to behold <•> for no reason other than gravity man says, sometimes my earbuds fall out of my ears, without provocation, of their own accord, to remind that though they're in, the music isn't in, and neither am I anywhere real, concrete, existential, to be found which prompts a furious philosophical poodle to man discourse, as to my exact whereabouts badass poodle quotes Joan Baez (Diamonds and Rust): "My poetry was lousy you said," and to verify my geo-physical locus, and his opinion of the human's written hocus pocus poetry, gentle farts and adds, low growling, "there your are!" how I love that centered, down to earth, in my bed, in my heart dog <•> "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action." Goldfinger a favorite phrase from a movie of one's youth. that rises to the surface, when smartass-u-know-who reads my weak human mind and yes, farts twice more, adding poetically: *"the best things in life always come in threes, her, me, and you"* "glad to be included," I replied, to which he licked his privates publicly, adding lowly,   *"every smart poodle need a leashed human, as if any self-respecting poodl could or would type their own poems, who's the *** now!"* and we got up, got the leash (for human to carry) put our earbuds in, went for a sunrise sniff-walk-and-compose on the beach the two ********** arguing which Pandora station to turn on, two only love poets, both thinking of their shared her finally, compromising, in tail wagging agreement on, The Righteous Brothers <•> p.s. lol, only a ******* man could love a ******** poodle.   ~ 8:33am 8/11/17
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*( Loki ) 1 All ills you have wrought Mischief maker in the dirt No shower will cleanse 2 Poor Woolfy Spirit ******* in actuality You ARE Beryl Dov 3 Thor is your new name Psychopath reinventing Same old *** trickster 4 Who is following The fortune cookie writers Such lame phony names 5 Fragile ego here Pages of Wolf and Beryl Drama queens reeking 6 Even as he leaves Tireless self promoter Lowers the banal* Note:   Wolf Spirit IS Dire Wolf IS Toreanus Pinwinkle III IS Thor IS Beryl Dov IS ******** ( aka ******* ) Rabbi IS soooooo many others - a many-faced pest and pariah, previously banned on other sites for being stalkers and sociopaths !! See: http://hellopoetry.com/poem/1530102/wolves/ & http://hellopoetry.com/poem/1516652/breach/ & http://hellopoetry.com/poem/832663/beryl-dov/ & http://hellopoetry.com/poem/1527822/not-a-poem-an-open-response-to-wolf-spirit-and-wolf-spirit-dire/ Basically anyone who follows these massive-ego predators is probably them !!
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Jan 20, 2016
Jan 20, 2016 at 9:48 PM UTC
Trickster
cursed and plagued and ... whispered on the candy stained lips of ******** children, just hoping that something bad will happen i was one of them, testing the limits and toeing the line and waiting, baited breath and excited eyes, for the "break a leg" to become more than just a saying for good luck and maybe i pushed the envelope a little too far, maybe the bard punished not the production but the girl with wild hair and a wilder grin, sending her the karma meant for lady mac herself maybe i am that cruel woman or maybe i am her fairer husband, because the weird sisters that predict my downfall are named Anxiety, Alcoholism, and Anger i wish i had been superstitious as a child (forwarding the chain emails and reblogging or ten years of bad luck didn't drive me to the cliff's edge) because maybe i would be safe now
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Nov 23, 2015
Nov 23, 2015 at 10:28 PM UTC
mb -part one-
I went to put on my shoes this morning To find that I had put yours on Last I had checked, You were still learning to walk You could barely say my name As we played in cardboard castles Sitting behind the couch Quietly eating our chef boyardee Mom didn't know it, but she was playing Hid n' Seek She was losing My brother is growing older Still on the beginning of his path Going out of his way to point out the three hairs he nurtures under his arm He's about to learn about love Broken hearts Success Failure But he has one thing no one else does He's equipped with a heart The composition is no longer organic His heart is a composition of Steel and Gold Beating for all those around him He's a better person that I can ever wish to be Ten times the kindness Ten times the humor Ten times the ******** You're still learning to walk your path You may fall Don't be afraid to reach out I'll be here to catch you Always
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Feb 9, 2013
Feb 9, 2013 at 11:22 AM UTC
Take Note, Let's Hunt For Heros
I looked at the room broken bottles blood fragments of clothes. maybe a tooth from somebody not fast are to drunk to get outta the way of a conversation turned bad. The juke box had almost made it threw but it just had to play that one song that caused it to become a target for a flying cue ball. And I herd someone speaking to the toilet I thought maybe I wasnt that hungry after all. As to what caused the riot slash the human tornado of fun I cannot say But in my opinion that jukebox had it coming always playing the wrong songs at the right time no one likes a ******** And that drag queen could sure throw a mean left hook. While looking fierce and lip sinking to madonna at the same time that my friends take true talent . Seems as though the register had went on vacation but they left the wild turkey and pretzels thank god happy hour was almost apon us. And theres nothing worse than telling a proffesional drinker as myself theres no snacks it's like tellinga kid theres no santa claus. And that big fat guy in the red suit with his little dwarfs were really just some of momies friends. I always wondred why santa was so into getting the crap beat outta him by a woman in a latex outfit calling herself mistress Claus. Yes coffee always made things better mixed with some of my personal corn whiskey yeah grandpa may went insane and herd voices from drinking the stuff but at least he always had someone to talk to. As I looked at the chaos that was my headquarters memories came to me in a flood the booth were I met my first wife. that same booth were i caught her with my best friend and worst enemy and santa i swear he gets around. So much for online dating dam you napster. I should just stick with street walkers and circus people. And I think after my tweenty first DUI that it was good i never had a license to start with. cause i really hate losing anything. It's a shame about my mind. So really other than this little get togather turned riot turned love in turned back to brawl turned into big kid slumber party. It was after the jukebox had to put in it's two cents that it all turned to **** For nothing kills the mood worse than a bad song at the right time. Love always Dr Gonzo
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Mar 5, 2010
Mar 5, 2010 at 3:43 PM UTC
When It All Turned To ****
I looked at the room broken bottles blood fragments of clothes. maybe a tooth from somebody not fast are to drunk to get outta the way of a conversation turned bad. The juke box had almost made it threw but it just had to play that one song that caused it to become a target for a flying cue ball. And I herd someone speaking to the toilet I thought maybe I wasnt that hungry after all. As to what caused the riot slash the human tornado of fun I cannot say But in my opinion that jukebox had it coming always playing the wrong songs at the right time no one likes a ******** And that drag queen could sure throw a mean left hook. While looking fierce and lip sinking to madonna at the same time that my friends take true talent . Seems as though the register had went on vacation but they left the wild turkey and pretzels thank god happy hour was almost apon us. And theres nothing worse than telling a proffesional drinker as myself theres no snacks it's like tellinga kid theres no santa claus. And that big fat guy in the red suit with his little dwarfs were really just some of momies friends. I always wondred why santa was so into getting the crap beat outta him by a woman in a latex outfit calling herself mistress Claus. Yes coffee always made things better mixed with some of my personal corn whiskey yeah grandpa may went insane and herd voices from drinking the stuff but at least he always had someone to talk to. As I looked at the chaos that was my headquarters memories came to me in a flood the booth were I met my first wife. that same booth were i caught her with my best friend and worst enemy and santa i swear he gets around. So much for online dating dam you napster. I should just stick with street walkers and circus people. And I think after my tweenty first DUI that it was good i never had a license to start with. cause i really hate losing anything. It's a shame about my mind. So really other than this little get togather turned riot turned love in turned back to brawl turned into big kid slumber party. It was after the jukebox had to put in it's two cents that it all turned to **** For nothing kills the mood worse than a bad song at the right time. Love always Dr Gonzo
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I hate my girl Why? Cos she’s a ******** On every date she just messes me up The first one we were on I said: *“Doesn’t this date just make you long for another?”* And she answers: “Oh, yes – but no one else would come” And on every date I must pay for her drinks and food and must take her home in a taxi; and so ****** off, I said yesterday: “You must think me the perfect fool!” And the ******** she says: *“I keep telling you - you are not perfect…”*
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Jan 27, 2012
Jan 27, 2012 at 9:13 PM UTC
I hate my girl
Everyone   is born pure,     I think. Imagine red-hot   ****** metal. Clay is given to two   people. Two. Sometimes one person leaves.   The metal is too hot.   Hey, this isn't for me, he or she says.   Shame if it's the mom. Push it out. Check out   of the heartbreak motel.   But it's all the same, I suppose:   Mom or dad. Red-hot ****** metal,   sitting at the playground. Teacher says,   Play with the other kids. Teacher says,   Does the world seem big     because it's so scary? Teacher says,   What is your nature? Teacher says,   Play with the other kids--     think of it as       networking.   Time to graduate. You ******* queer,   said the news. Yeah you,   said the news. Look over here,   said the news. Bombs, **** ******* ******* ***** spics, ****** school shootings, drugs, suicide, famine, STDs, rap music, Jews, Obama, Putin, North Korea, Ferguson,   said the news. By the way,   said the news. Have you seen   Miley Cyrus' nip slip,   said the news. Graduation night.   Rumbling 'round the warm, bath water   city lights. Her hand in his.   She looks over, What is your nature? I had a teacher   ask me that, he said. They ****** underneath   an apple tree. This is what the rain is for.   What? This is what the rain is for.   To get us wet? No, ********   Because I already     had you wet. Ha-ha. Very funny...     No, it's for washing away       memories of ***         under a tree. Birth. Two people. Two.   Let's name him, she said.   Let's fail him, he said.
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Apr 10, 2015
Apr 10, 2015 at 8:35 PM UTC
birth
Everyone   is born pure,     I think. Imagine red-hot   ****** metal. Clay is given to two   people. Two. Sometimes one person leaves.   The metal is too hot.   Hey, this isn't for me, he or she says.   Shame if it's the mom. Push it out. Check out   of the heartbreak motel.   But it's all the same, I suppose:   Mom or dad. Red-hot ****** metal,   sitting at the playground. Teacher says,   Play with the other kids. Teacher says,   Does the world seem big     because it's so scary? Teacher says,   What is your nature? Teacher says,   Play with the other kids--     think of it as       networking.   Time to graduate. You ******* queer,   said the news. Yeah you,   said the news. Look over here,   said the news. Bombs, **** ******* ******* ***** spics, ****** school shootings, drugs, suicide, famine, STDs, rap music, Jews, Obama, Putin, North Korea, Ferguson,   said the news. By the way,   said the news. Have you seen   Miley Cyrus' nip slip,   said the news. Graduation night.   Rumbling 'round the warm, bath water   city lights. Her hand in his.   She looks over, What is your nature? I had a teacher   ask me that, he said. They ****** underneath   an apple tree. This is what the rain is for.   What? This is what the rain is for.   To get us wet? No, ********   Because I already     had you wet. Ha-ha. Very funny...     No, it's for washing away       memories of ***         under a tree. Birth. Two people. Two.   Let's name him, she said.   Let's fail him, he said.
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not often do you meet true gentlemen perchance two of this kind I met on Hello Poetry it has dumfounded me to see them no longer here for they were genuinely courteous and well mannered indeed Beryl Dov The ******** Rabbi a noble guy his satirical verses I did heartily enjoy reading no finer writer of this ply WolfSpirit ever polite and friendly he supported his fellow poets and wrote from the heart I'll always have a good word for both of them kosher these gentlemen
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Aug 23, 2016
Aug 23, 2016 at 6:53 PM UTC
Speaking Of People As You Find Them
Dear Mr first name only somethings ya do dont really make sense. But even a drunk like me has to say it's enough. Cause my drunk *** cant even stand let alone strattle a fence. Points was the first straw my invisable friend. To make ten comments for a point. Well i got far better things to do with my weekend. And one night as from the bar i did crawl. Thought i was just drunk off my *** But dam if ya didnt take down the wall. But it's okay cause if ya wanna be on the list you can always buy a place. Ya know your dealing with poets right? Hey some kid just took his parents credit card and stole my place. Mr Elliot should i stay silent in fear. It's hard to shut a good drunk up. Was it you that put that horse head in my bed and drank all my beer? And while certin people gave us the name they gave my foggy mind a idea to. If ya keep us going at each other then that keeps us fom going after you. Mr Elliot please dont read this and make me dissapear. For I'll take refuge in my pub. hide behind the women and gaurd the rear. Yes im the ressident ******** and clown. The bartender to the masses. Who preaches drink up and get down. If it aint broke Mr Elliot lets **** with it till it is. Let me hand ya a beer. Shake it up good and watch it fizz. Hello I hope this isnt goodbye. Cause it just aint much fun without Gonzo. Im a drunk a *** a nut a pervert and a pretty nice guy. Dear Mr Elliot sending me away wasnt very nice. When i think vacation I think sun and sand. Not the north pole hey were the ***** santa? Well least for my drinks i got pleanty of ice.
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Mar 16, 2010
Mar 16, 2010 at 9:31 AM UTC
Mr Elliot
Dear Mr first name only somethings ya do dont really make sense. But even a drunk like me has to say it's enough. Cause my drunk *** cant even stand let alone strattle a fence. Points was the first straw my invisable friend. To make ten comments for a point. Well i got far better things to do with my weekend. And one night as from the bar i did crawl. Thought i was just drunk off my *** But dam if ya didnt take down the wall. But it's okay cause if ya wanna be on the list you can always buy a place. Ya know your dealing with poets right? Hey some kid just took his parents credit card and stole my place. Mr Elliot should i stay silent in fear. It's hard to shut a good drunk up. Was it you that put that horse head in my bed and drank all my beer? And while certin people gave us the name they gave my foggy mind a idea to. If ya keep us going at each other then that keeps us fom going after you. Mr Elliot please dont read this and make me dissapear. For I'll take refuge in my pub. hide behind the women and gaurd the rear. Yes im the ressident ******** and clown. The bartender to the masses. Who preaches drink up and get down. If it aint broke Mr Elliot lets **** with it till it is. Let me hand ya a beer. Shake it up good and watch it fizz. Hello I hope this isnt goodbye. Cause it just aint much fun without Gonzo. Im a drunk a *** a nut a pervert and a pretty nice guy. Dear Mr Elliot sending me away wasnt very nice. When i think vacation I think sun and sand. Not the north pole hey were the ***** santa? Well least for my drinks i got pleanty of ice.
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in a brief moment of silence between the laughter and the violence before my face was caught in brawl after i said what i should not right in the moment of misfortune when i briefly felt tortured right as i felt i was a ******** and then i collapsed down on my *** in that moment of regret why did i say what i have said i should have thought about it first and now my face got stamped with fists but i guess we learn from our mistakes attackers getting dragged away im being asked if im okay of course i am, it aint my first fist-crash i shake it off and start acting like a ****** afresh though his reaction was rather spastic guess thats what i get for being actively sarcastic
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Jul 1, 2019
Jul 1, 2019 at 5:40 PM UTC
freestyle blabber #1
You talk about corruption, and you spit words of destruction. But you won't offer redemption or even protection, for the youth of this nation, the people of this generation. Kids who know they could be better fathers or mothers than they have. Who know they should be better sisters or brothers, they want it so bad. They who know they need more than a job a McDonald's or WalMart, or some department store because they're so smart. High schoolers who dream of college but know they'll never get there with any of their knowledge. Who want to offer more to the world than just a ******** remark, but can't because they didn't get better marks on their report card, though they tried so hard. But their GPAs never rised, and they lied. And that Grade Point Average? It says "less than average." But a college professor, a "truth" confessor, wouldn't accept "less than average" unless it was written in binary code. Well that's a load, they're full of it. For every kid who's ever taken a hit, took a chance, but lost all of it. Because "the nation's best" never learn, they only care about what they earn day after day. It's sad, because some of us can't afford to live that way.
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Apr 30, 2013
Apr 30, 2013 at 1:18 PM UTC
Less Than Average
I met an insomniac through a Craigslist post Who alleged: She’d stolen > 2000 hearts On subways/escalators/sidewalks – men turn to toast (By her gorgon glance, she boasts, even testicles depart) . How does one ensnare one fashioned of nails and sap? By invisibility, mirrored shield, winged boots, curved sword? The heart’s armor, thus arrayed, can easily entrap This goddess, dreadlocked in her own umbilical cord. But I do not stoop to conquer, but to please This walking paradox, over-caffeinated, old soul Intoxicated by words, music, auteurs (esp. Scorsese) , You’re my aurora, glowing green, in the north celestial pole. Slacker, artist, writer, words have escaped you: You lay breathless at the foot of your wandering Jew. by Beryl Dov
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Apr 7, 2017
Apr 7, 2017 at 10:32 PM UTC
A Sonnet for the Breathless - by Beryl Dov the ******** Rabbi
A part of me has hated you from the moment we met Because all the other parts of me were instantly Pathetically In love with you I hate how I stare at my computer screen every night Hoping to see that green circle next to your name But you and I both know I’ll never do a **** thing about it I loathe those little things that remind me of you I pour coffee I see you brushing your teeth I drive down highway 105 Pass the Biscuitville sign Instantly in my mind I see you walking around in your cowboy hat Hear brown boots making their familiar clip clop sound Your footsteps sound like symphonies And I hate that hat You may be the cowboy of Roanoke But to me you’ll always be that ******** from Alamance   Who I could never get over May never get over Usually nothing sticks with me I’ve only been addicted to two things in my life Self-destruction and you And I’ve spent my entire life trying to find a replacement Cigarettes are expensive Coke has a bad comedown Other people They’re just not the same I detest you You’re pompous Selfish And the best human being I’ve ever met I hate how I can’t forget you I hate! I hate… Because it’s easier for me to hate than to love I choose loathe over like Obsession over rejection Loneliness over loss To love you would be to lose you Hate it's my armor The weight It’s pulled me underwater And even there you’re still swimming circles ‘round my head You can’t help the way the current flows But baby No. Not baby Not darling Not mine I caught you once and threw you back Cause I didn't know how to love I still don't But I know very well how to hate And my God do I hate you
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Sep 20, 2015
Sep 20, 2015 at 10:01 PM UTC
Roanoke Cowboy
A part of me has hated you from the moment we met Because all the other parts of me were instantly Pathetically In love with you I hate how I stare at my computer screen every night Hoping to see that green circle next to your name But you and I both know I’ll never do a **** thing about it I loathe those little things that remind me of you I pour coffee I see you brushing your teeth I drive down highway 105 Pass the Biscuitville sign Instantly in my mind I see you walking around in your cowboy hat Hear brown boots making their familiar clip clop sound Your footsteps sound like symphonies And I hate that hat You may be the cowboy of Roanoke But to me you’ll always be that ******** from Alamance   Who I could never get over May never get over Usually nothing sticks with me I’ve only been addicted to two things in my life Self-destruction and you And I’ve spent my entire life trying to find a replacement Cigarettes are expensive Coke has a bad comedown Other people They’re just not the same I detest you You’re pompous Selfish And the best human being I’ve ever met I hate how I can’t forget you I hate! I hate… Because it’s easier for me to hate than to love I choose loathe over like Obsession over rejection Loneliness over loss To love you would be to lose you Hate it's my armor The weight It’s pulled me underwater And even there you’re still swimming circles ‘round my head You can’t help the way the current flows But baby No. Not baby Not darling Not mine I caught you once and threw you back Cause I didn't know how to love I still don't But I know very well how to hate And my God do I hate you
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You 1. used to refer to the person or people that the speaker is addressing. "are you listening?" 2. used to refer to any person in general. "after a while, you get used to it" I wish I wasn't listening Or reading To the broken The mourning The snide remarks The boos The cheers I never got used to it. The teasing The gap Just because I'm Korean We were All Walking the tightrope And I, Disappointingly But Unsurprisingly, Fell. Book Music Films Sports Art Dance I went through them all, Trying to find relief. But none came. I am not what you think I am. No one knows the true me Hell I don't even know. "Have you ever smiled?" "I never seen you smile, Is there something wrong?" "Are you alright?" The question bounce Around me Eating me Drinking me Consuming me Breaking me I lost my smile At a very young age I stopped talking after that Singing Dancing Being ME Was a totally different girl I sit With my math in front of me After a violin performance. Being called nerd, Asian Yellow Bomber North K ****** Gay ****** ******** Medusa I'm used to it now. I look up, and smile at my mother Who loves me And hates me "After your homework is done, Dry your hair and Get ready For your concert On Saturday." She kisses my head While my father scoffs "How did you get 2nd chair With no skill? You're only on book three" I look away. I look back. My father hasn't spoken. Nor my mother They're downstairs And I Just Cry.
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Dec 5, 2018
Dec 5, 2018 at 9:53 PM UTC
Your
the time for wallowing has passed there’s always a time for everything. we’re all but nothing so watch me throw smiles upon frowns and mutate them erratically wait for the ticking to stop, that means go. go grab what little courage you have left and get ready to fight to recover that lot you’ve lost; courage. then go make jokes about the guy who’s always scared to stand up for himself because he doesn’t know better and you know better than most. ******** scratch that itch until you strike bone excavating yourself is a good hobby, maybe it’ll help you get over the fact that you’re powerless when you discover you have a spine. *** that makes so much sense! lets all grab spoons and dig into each others heads to find out who’s got none. I got some. some wisdom to impart into the weeping hollows to finally try and dry their tears. and help them catch the eye of that not so noticeable maiden that’s eying them. yeah, I noticed. make it a point to stay happy and distracted there’s very little you can do but at least its not killing you or better, sit there and count ants while I’m nailing that sweetheart you’re so afraid to talk to she is a wonderful distraction, I’ll tell you that. ******* you could have been hitting that. but then you thought maybe, now is the time for wallowing.
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Jun 25, 2013
Jun 25, 2013 at 3:27 PM UTC
Distraction
Mrs Dryden met Benedict by the train station; she’d told her husband she was off the weekend seeing friends, in London take in a show, which one she didn’t know. Benedict saw her coming, dressed to the nines, hair done, new shoes and coat and scarf, to keep the cold out, about her throat. They boarded the train, took seats together, aware of others, but none they knew. They conversed, held hands, kissed now and then when none was looking. London was all bright lights and noise and rush and they booked a room in a back street hotel where they made love, took a bath, and then went out. The show was good. The meal in the restaurant was fine and they spent time wandering the streets looking in shop windows on the back to the cheap hotel. She talked of her husband, her kids, and how her husband ******* girls behind her back, how he lied, gave ******** talk, imagined himself some Casanova. Benedict listened, spoke of his art, talked of books, ideas of philosophy. She put her hand over his abdomen, rubbed, rose higher to his chest, then lower. In the dark room, neon lights flashed off and on, her face came and went, her ******* captured coloured in the flashing lights. They made love again and again. Outside was a gun shot quite near. Voices calling. Some one laughed. After the *** and conversation, after putting coins in the heater, they bathed.
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Jun 14, 2013
Jun 14, 2013 at 7:18 AM UTC
THEY BATHED.
to whom it may concern i was given a rude remark by one of your door door people as he approached my house in hawker, on saturday 13 june 2015 he made a ******** coment saying, don’t worry we are not going to rob you it’s like he was put there to tease me or something, i found it very insulting and if i knew his name, i would make sure he was sacked, i realise that it is his word against mine, but he will never get anyone supporting unicef with that attitude, i know it’s stupid to think he’ll get the sack, but he was terribly rude you see, i am not an old stick in the mud, i love life, probably more than him he shouldn’t be working for unicef, because when i said i ain’t interested in a normal way he said oh buddy, settle down, i know that this was uncalled for, ok, i think you should tell this man by looking in your book to see who was in hawker on 13 june 2015 and let him know that, i hate him, i am not offended i am just concerned of your business HE WAS RUDE
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Jun 13, 2015
Jun 13, 2015 at 2:09 AM UTC
COMPLAING ABOUT A TELEMARKETER
Anxiety, When aren't near me, Anxiety, When you don't talk to me Maybe it's because today I've had too much caffeine, But I've got you circling my mind and it's not too keen, On the fact that you haven't talked to me in more than a minute, If you called I'd tell you that I really don't like it, I'm trying not to blow up your phone with texts, They say it's more when you leave a guy with less, You really don't like it when anyone plays games, The problem is that it's getting kind of late, And I've been getting fewer good night texts, It's been messing a  bit with my head, But I know you're in your own lately, So I'm trying not to take it too personally, I miss you every time you aren't right here, Since this pillow doesn't have the same feel, When I cuddle it by myself at night, Sometimes I like to leave on a light, And hope you'll walk right in my door, Loneliness isn't a feeling I want to afford, Not anymore, because I'm getting too **** old, To spend so much time alone and cold, I'd rather have you, my personal furnace, And I know all of this with the sureness, Of someone who's kissed way too many ********* To know when I've found the perfect ******** I'm done ******* around, I'll say it so **** loud, I want you, And only you, Anxiety, When aren't near me, Anxiety, When you don't talk to me.
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Jul 12, 2021
Jul 12, 2021 at 10:23 PM UTC
Only You
* How I manage to be both a ******* and a ******** is beyond me. *
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Mar 8, 2019
Mar 8, 2019 at 11:38 AM UTC
Just A Thought