"baize" poems
you might have thought there was no wordthat would've rhymed with orangebut there's a mountain where i livecalled the mighty blorenge half a ***** of a cleavageblaenavon nestles deepa baize of fern and heatherwhere we go ******** sheep
Feb 27, 2010
Feb 27, 2010 at 12:23 PM UTC
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Like Some Old fashioned Miracle
When Summertime is done—
Seems Summer’s Recollection
And the Affairs of June
As infinite Tradition
As Cinderella’s Bays—
Or Little John—of Lincoln Green—
Or Blue Beard’s Galleries—
Her Bees have a fictitious Hum—
Her Blossoms, like a Dream—
Elate us—till we almost weep—
So plausible—they seem—
Her Memories like Strains—Review—
When Orchestra is dumb—
The Violin in Baize replaced—
And Ear—and Heaven—numb—
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What brilliant baize of summer grasses
Sprung from the ochre sun-bleached passes
Imperial blades brushing and heaving
Glistening clustered fresh bright weaving
Pungent message, each leaf speaking
'Somewhere below, your drains are leaking'
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Inspired by a real patch of grass that was growing remarkably well in the middle of a drought because it was being fertilised by the leaking drains in the soil below!
Jul 20, 2010
Jul 20, 2010 at 2:11 PM UTC
They all said it was risky,
cos the stakes were too high.
But I'd drank all the whiskey
and my sense had run dry.
So I sat down in earnest
and she pulled up a chair.
The place was a furnace,
as she swept back her hair.
Well we called for a dealer
and counted out chips.
Then we ordered tequila,
as her tongue traced her lips.
So we started out betting,
till the game was ablaze.
I confess I was sweating,
as the cards hit the baize.
Well I studied the table
and covered my grin.
Cos I knew I'd be able,
to play big and win.
I raised her bets higher
and gave no reprieve.
Until the light of the fire,
caught the ace up her sleeve.
As soon as I spied it,
I tried to withdraw.
She took no pains to hide it,
or the guard on the door.
I felt instantly older
and shuddered with cold,
when a hand gripped my shoulder,
I heard 'All-In or Fold.'
Dec 17, 2013
Dec 17, 2013 at 4:50 AM UTC
The rain drops land on the dark window pane,
And are frozen into diamonds scattered on a black felt baize,
By the room's yellow reflection.
I watch the few that break free, run, downwards,
Tracing irregular paths past their cohort
Until they vanish, behind the cold grey alloy finishing line.
In this silence,
occasionally broken by the sound of rolling rubber on wet Tarmac
I read of villains and heroes in futures and in pasts.
And once again,
As my breathing becomes shallow and my pulse becomes slow,
I put the cap on another day, without you.
Aug 24, 2015
Aug 24, 2015 at 7:01 PM UTC
We can have our Pushkin, all thinky and sad
And our poker-playing pups, cheating at cards
Ruslan and Ludmylla dancing on ice
At the Houston Airport Holiday Inn
Did Pushkin paint the poker-playing pups
Or carve tetrameters while in his cups?
That green baize poker table, a samovar
And the Big Giant Head, who needs an ace
We can have our Pushkin, all thinky and sad
And too those kitschy dogs, being real bad!
Feb 9, 2018
Feb 9, 2018 at 4:01 PM UTC
Alexander Pushkin and the Poker-Playing Dogs
We can have our Pushkin, all thinky and sad
And our poker-playing pups, cheating at cards
Ruslan and Ludmylla dancing on ice
At the Houston airport Holiday Inn
Did Pushkin paint the poker-playing pups
Or carve tetrameters while in his cups?
That green baize poker table, a samovar
And the Big Giant Head, who needs an ace
We can have our Pushkin, all thinky and sad
And too those kitschy dogs, being real bad!
Sep 27, 2017
Sep 27, 2017 at 5:30 PM UTC
now it’s camaraderie down
the plughole dry pint glasses
and an unstabbed dartboard
as this Parthenon of chalk dust
played host to its last epic
clash of the amateurs
baize blessed for the final time
many-houred conflict of breakoffs
and ***** shots
a throng of fortunate bespectacled
punters quiet for the final frame
all back and forth
‘til two unknowns outside of town
shook hands proclaimed a draw
MORE the crowd cried
playtime was over but they’ll always
remember this tussle for the title
in the multi-tabled hall that sleeps
where an angry scarlet sign
on the entrance doors bellows
NO ENTRY to the memories held within
Mar 19, 2024
Mar 19, 2024 at 1:19 PM UTC
A tide imperceptibly rises,
a sun dies just a little more.
New lamppost starlight
blooms but fails to hide
a carpaccio of night
pounded thin and fried;
autumn thoughts of all sizes
clot in the gut, a bezoar
that might be a bitter cure
for tomorrow's sweeter troubles
which double and then redouble.
Yet even a heart-worn raconteur
reveres leaf-fallen days;
wind rips a brittle baize.
Aug 27, 2025
Aug 27, 2025 at 10:20 AM UTC