The lawyer hastily raised her hand:
---Your honor, my client isn’t feeling so well.
---Request permission for a short recess…
Right after the judge answered the client:
---I’m the judge, silly…
Right after the client cried:
---You don’t know what I’ve been through!
---Who are you to judge me?

Cheerful, happy, optimist
Sad, stubborn, pessimists
Kind, persistent, peaceful
Loving, fair and faithful
Devoted, loyal, adventurous
Impatient, narcissist, obnoxious
Selfish, dishonest, greedy
Determined, forgiving, ready
Generous, patient, sincere
Malicious, vengeful, cruel
Pollyanna, bold or miserable
Talkative, persuasive, reliable
Friendly, silent, deceptive
Funny, passive, proactive
Ignorant, coward, fidgety
Smart, stupid, shy and lively
There are billions of us
But in fact, more or less
There are this many souls
Plus, a whole lot of *******

If you take out the letters
“a”, “t” and “h”
From the word “faith”,
And change the order
Of the remaining letters,
You’ll get an “if”
What does that tell you?
It tells me “I’m bored to death”