The Cosi fan Tutti and their vibrators
meet The Tonton Macoutes
at the Empire of Fish and Chips and pints
signing
Treaty of Chavis Vagabond et loonies
to rule the world
in their own graven images
for only them know what is right
No, make that what is Left
for all of us, yes! you and me and the kitchen sink
so like the Black Prince
pay attention I do not mean the pub
another offending infidel has been detained
for summary Cancellation and public vilification and abuse
You are welcome to read her tale below
Let this be a Warning to any decent hard working law-abiding
person who believes in Free Speech or even a jocular backchat
Now get back to your pens sheep and lemmings
and continue your blah blah blah
your free will belongs to us.....
Poor Molly-Mae doesn't deserve this foul abuse
The case of Molly-Mae Hague, the reality TV star and 'influencer' who last week became the latest celebrity to be cancelled by the pitchfork-wielding Twitter mob, is a classic of our times.
All she did was reference a viral trend dating back to 2013 in which people shared clips of Beyoncé alongside the motivational quote: 'You have the same amount of hours in a day as Beyoncé.' In other words, if you work hard, you can do anything.
For that, she's been accused of 'not caring' about poor people, vilified by Left-wingers as 'Thatcher with a fake tan' and suffered appalling abuse such as 'she is best known for being getting her s*ch out on Love Island'.
By all means disagree with her, but that kind of language is just blind misogyny.
By SARAH VINE FOR THE MAIL ON SUNDAY