I've always had my eye on you...
Did you get that? Ion?
It's not like you're all that beautiful,
It's just all the good ones Argon.
But like Oxygen and Potassium, you're OK
And you'll find I can be quite caring.
I'd really like to bond with you
But not covalently. I don't like sharing.
I've dropped an electron, but I'm feeling positive,
I'm prepared for living large,
Maybe you're feeling a little negative
But at least on dates there'd be no charge.
I know that you're oh so Noble
So I've not much need for tact;
No matter what I say or do,
You probably won't react.
This happens periodically
And shows no signs of ceasing
My face is going exothermic,
My enthalpy increasing.
I find you so sublime
Though I hope you don't disappear
I know together we'd be golden -
A! U! Get over here!
My soul is blemish-free
So I'm making no apology
I know that we've got chemistry -
But I'd love to have biology!
:) <3