I picked out a funeral song back when I was still alive.
Of course I did all the preparations when I was alive. I still sang the song of my life long before I ended up here.
I still want a good song to "play me out".
So I picked "Save Rock And Roll" by Fall Out Boy to usher me into Elton John styled heaven white tuxedos and all.
But death is so simple. It happens and nobody can stop it. I don't need to plan my funeral when I know you can do it for me.
I would joke about writing your eulogy, like we expected you to go first. And we didn't back then. Back when I was still alive.
So now that I'm... here.
Pick the song for me.
I think you know which one would put me to rest.
Shout the eulogy at everyone, tell them how this wasn't supposed to happen, but it does. My family will be as sad as I was thinking about when they would end up here. But now they just watch.
And I guess I that's all I can do now.
When asked to write about my funeral, this is what I came up with.