Is it twenty - nine an age really?
Seems many are afraid of it - - -
A last stand of something I guess
People tease mercilessly about it
Hanging on the cliff with one hand
And fall from the calendar in a year
Seeing the 2 before 9 brings anxiety
The number is kneeling and begging
for its life from a masked executioner.
29 here I come yohoo.. lels!