so brave
so thirsty
so scott gimple
as you boldly go
declining the standard advice
instead you can drink too much
at the christmas party
so brave
so thirsty
so about to bring up bill cosby
to your co-worker's fat and loudly still racist husband
as you sit near the nice black lady who works
at the front desk, smiles at you every morning
and orders all the good stuff for the breakroom
scott gimple will tell you Carl was just a lie
"once i was a soldier and i fought on foreign sands for you
once i was a hunter..
once i was a lover
and i searched behind your eyes for you
and soon there'll be another
to tell you i was just a lie"
