P.C. 31 said "We caught a ***** one",
Maxwell stands alone;
Painting testimonial pictures,
oh, oh, oh, oh . . .
[P. McCartney]
This procurer of underage tail
made the Post, and then later, the Mail
Let us sing our refrain
for recruiter Ghislaine:
we would like her detained without bail.
While her In-N-Out burger went cold,
Madame Maxwell was looking quite old.
Let her smile for the Times;
and then pay for her crimes
after all of her secrets are told.
Addendum:
In the woods of New Hampshire, the snake
Tried to give her detectives the shake.
Fake news will now spin it
Pretending to win it,
Assuming you're still not awake.
