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nick armbrister Sep 2021
Curry Crisps
In 1981 and 82 at Littlemoor School I was in Junior 4
With the rest of the little wankers who were my classmates
I used to buy curry flavoured crisps for 10p at break time
I got them every day and even now miss them  
They were the best crisps I ever tasted so yummy!
In a curry coloured packet oh what’s to come!
They were the highlight of my time in that school
Where I went from the bottom of the class to the top
England defeated Argentina in the Falkland’s War
I destroyed a school bully in the bogs by hammer punches
We called our teacher Miss Oliver Sergeant ****
The thing I remember most is curry flavoured crisps
I wish I could go back and get ten boxes of curry crisps!
David P Carroll Dec 2020
Tayto Crisps
They taste so great and
They add too much to my waist
But I simply can't resist
These Tayto crisps there
So crunchy and tasty
Clearly my favourite for lunch
And everytime I eat
These Tayto Crisps
I smile so bright
I'm so happy eating
Tayto Crisps every night
Sunflower deep fried
Then carefully dried
Oh my dream is eating Tayto Crisps
And the flavour tastes so great
And I could never live without
My favorite Tayto Crisps.
My Favorite Crisps.
❤️💕✌️🕊️

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