I looked as you got out from the house
I was suddenly swayed by your manliness
So lovely and rugged in your checkered shirt
Dark beard so scruffy and muscles so rippling.

You slowly walked towards me like a panther
The birds suddenly sang ting a ling a ling ding ****
You slowly stretched your arms and whispered
Huh? But I cannot hear what you say, what is it?

Are you going to **** me at this very moment?
With just your looks you can but I beg you don’t!
You sized me up and down and I was scared but then
Thank goodness you are simply a Lumbersexual.

You opened the zipper of your worn-out jeans
Ooohh! What a huge “hatchet” you have there
You poured everything and I accepted silently
I cannot complain nor retreat for I am just a tree!

You enthrall the deepest parts of my body
Freeze my senses, spit your scorchingly hot slang
As it flames my throat, makes me choke on your star power
You keep me intrigued with your delicious glistening frame
Rock-hard chocolate baller, massively manlicious  and swagnificent
Your broad muscled back is an attention-grabber
I love the touch of your tight shimmering *** against my hands
Holding you fondly, stroking your tenacious treasurable chest
Kiss your soft, ardent, and suave lips, your luminous
Lumbersexual beard, feel the enchantment
The marvelous dreams that you harbor
Your awesome sauce has me lost in your exquisite city street love