China charges 1 million annually
For each panda in our zoos
If we won't pay in full
Then the pandas we will lose
Nasty Panda's the exception
No one wants him here or there
He was paid 1 million dollars
To abscond and disappear!

Here comes the Nasty Panda
     ~He's much more than you can bear
He's such a nasty panda
     ~He leaves cooties everywhere
Beware of Nasty Panda
     ~He do anything he please
Stay clear of Nasty Panda
     ~He eats shoots and leaves

I smelled him 'fore I seen 'em
That black and white pariah
Slippin' slidin' in my kitchen
On smooshy mushy pulp papaya
I yelled for him to stop
And I told him where to go
Wink and laugh was all he did
With a Homer Simpson "D'oh!"

Here comes the Nasty Panda
     ~He's much more than you can bear
He's such a nasty panda
     ~He leaves cooties everywhere
Beware of Nasty Panda
     ~He do anything he please
Stay clear of Nasty Panda
     ~He eats shoots and leaves

He hasn't bathed in ages
Masked by quarts of cheap cologne
His furry skin sweat-sticky
From the surface to the bone
Smelly cigar and ***** breath
Plus an air of upper-crust
Please keep your kids away
Cuz that nasty bear can cuss!

Here comes the Nasty Panda
     ~He's much more than you can bear
He's such a nasty panda
     ~He leaves cooties everywhere
Beware of Nasty Panda
     ~He do anything he please
Stay clear of Nasty Panda
     ~He eats shoots and leaves

If you meet up with Nasty Panda
Better turn around and run
You're bound to lose your money
And your wits before he's done
Don't shed tears for Nasty Panda
Cuz he likes the way things are
Don't forget to hide your keys
Else he'll drive off in your car!

Here comes the Nasty Panda
     ~He's much more than you can bear
He's such a nasty panda
     ~He leaves cooties everywhere
Beware of Nasty Panda
     ~He do anything he please
Stay clear of Nasty Panda
     ~He eats shoots and leaves

Here comes the Nasty Panda
     ~He's a scoundrel and a ***
He's such a nasty panda
     ~He's as nasty as they come
Beware of Nasty Panda
     ~He's gonna raise a stink
Stay clear of Nasty Panda
     ~He's much nastier than you think

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                   nasty nasty
                 nasty nasty nas
               nasty  nasty  nasty
              nasty nastynasty na
                 nastynastynasty
                 nasty nastynasty
                 nastynasty nasty
                 nasty nastynasty
                 nastynasty nasty
                 nasty nastynasty
                 nastynasty nasty
                 nasty nastynasty
                 nastynasty nasty
      nastynasty          nastynasty
    nastynastynas    tynastynasty
      nast  nastyn       astynast  yn
       astynastyn          astynasty

I’m Kinda NASTY Like Nas'... !!!
When It Comes To Bars...
Or In Other Words FLOWS...
of... Rhyme Driven Prose... !!!
  
But NOT Like These **’s...
Who Take It Up Their ****... !!!
  
I’m WAY ABOVE That Class...
of NASTY Nah Nah NAHS... !!!
  
My NASTINESS REIGNS...
When It Comes To DISDAIN...
  
For Those Who’s Wordplay...
Is A CRYING SHAME... !!!!!!
  
Because What They Say...
Is The Same Ol’ Same... !!!
  
That Nowadays Sounds LAME...  !!!
That’s Right... The Type of Figures...
Whose Names Rhyme With JIGGA'... !!!!
  
I’m MORE NASTY Than They...
Could... EVER Claim... !!!!!
  
When It Comes To Flows Made...
That Are SO INSANE... !!!
  
That Cypress Hill Said...
  
“Hey, That Big Virge, Really Uses His Brain !”
  
So My Nasty’s OKAYED...
By TRUE Hip Hop GREATS... !!!
  
Because My Nasty Creates...
Like Corona FRUSTRATES...
And DICTATES Today... !!!
  
But I’m... NOT As NASTY...
As These Government Names... !!!
  
Who Bring SHAME To The Game...
of Yes... Being HUMANE... !!!
  
Do You Get What I'm Saying... ?!?
  
If You DON’T...
Well Let Me Try AGAIN... !!!
  
My NASTY REFRAINS...
From ****** *** PLAY...
  
That’s Right Cos I’m STRAIGHT...
And Poetically... AMAZE... !!!
To The Point Where Most Get LOST...
Like Dogs In Hampton Court MAZE... !!!
  
My Wordplay Is STRONG...
So INFLAMES Like A BLAZE... !!!
Similar To Those...
Now TAKING Homes AWAY...
... In The... USA...
  
While Me That's Right...
I’m From The... UK... !!!!!
  
But I’m NOT NASTY Like THEY...
Who Play... Political Games... !!!
  
That Are NASTY So HARDLY......
Can Support Their CLAIMS...
To Be A Country That’s GREAT... !!!
  
It's A Place With SLAVES...
ECONOMICALLY CHAINED... !!!
  
That Reigns Just Like Colonial Days...
So Of Course They HATE...
To See Those With A DARK Face... !!!
  
While My Nasty Maintains...
ABOVE Their Racist Ways... !!!
  
My Nasty Is Like A Weather Vane...
That Predicts HARD RAIN... !!!
  
I’m Also NASTY Like KANE... !!!
ANOTHER Hip Hop Name...
Who DESERVES His Place...
In The... Hall of FAME... !!!
  
Where NASTY Wordplay...
Is What Earns You A Place...
Amongst Those Who Are GREAT... !!!
  
So DON’T You MISTAKE …
The NASTY That I... CLAIM... !!!
  
Because It’s NASTY As In NICE...
When It Comes To Writing RHYMES...
That Are HOTTER Than DIMES...
Or YES... Ladies Who Are FINE... !!!
  
My Nasty Is SUBLIME...
In A Street Kind of Way...
  
So REMEMBER The Name...
It’s... BIG VIRGE Okay... !!!
  
A Man Who’s Lyrically STRONG...
Like A BANE... Tom Hardy...
But I’m A Knight Who Fights SMARTLY... !!!
  
So Me Show WEAKNESS...
Uh Uh... NOT Hardly... !!!
  
So DON’T MISTAKE My Meaning...
Or Get Me WRONG...
When I Say That I AM...
  
..... “ NASTY “.....