Are you a tall guy, like above 6' 3'?
If you hit on short chicks, take a little advise from me.
I'd like to remind you, there beautiful women all sizes to see.
You are blessed to have such a variety.
See, Im a short chick, barely 4'11.
I know...most of you were taller than me by age 7.
Being short in this world isn't always easy.
So think before you tell that short joke, trust me its cheesy.
Do you realize that 'Hows the weather down there?' is really old?
Or that Im just pretending this is the first time that jokes been told?
While you may not notice it...
When we're standing and talking,
I'm about as tall as your arm pit.
Resting your elbow on my shoulder or head...
Isn't that funny and it won't get me in bed.
If you play keep away from me, holding it high...
Remember its your nuts that are in line with my eye.
Being this short you learn quickly
If needed I can climb you like a tree.
Im sick of people saying Im so cute and petite,
Im a grown *** woman and your laps not my seat.
I've been called a spinner,
I cant deny that maybe true.
But none of these things I mentioned above...
Will get me to take a spin on you.
So maybe try a tall girl..
Go on... don't dawdle.
At least with a tall girl....
you might get a super model!