A 911 call at a trap house. A cop finds a dead dude with a broken face and a satchel of ****. When his detective buddy says "ey whats the cause of death?" He picks up the **** and goes "Blunt force trauma." His partner looks at him like "srsly?" He just laughs.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha laughed sooooo hard when I wrote this. I am a comedian or something?