Thanks. For calling me all those pretty things everyday for months and months being the center of my thoughts and conversations being the guy I tell my friends about because I have never liked a guy the way I like you and no guy has ever liked me before at all you are pretty much beyond out of my league and yet somehow here we are telling me you want to take me on a picnic being so wonderful being a writer and a poet being gorgeous and handsome being wonderful such a wonderful person making me fall for you then after WASTING so many months of my time you HUMILIATE me when I have to call my friends and admit to them that you texted me and told me you were in love with some other girl in "love" my ***. Please. Don't make me laugh. ...or cry. :(
I met her by the way she is the mother of all ******* and also doesn't wear actual shirts just these loose pieces of fabric with slits along the sides that show everything that she refers to as a top I've seen bikinis that are more modest but whatever I'm just in a good mood because you dropped me so quickly like it was nothing and watched me fall all my friends sharpened their battleaxes and called you all sorts of colorful things but I was still sad and disappointed but I am in a good mood you know why? Today I saw her making out with this guy she is either dating him and NOT dating you so you lost her or she is cheating on you so HA now you know how it feels to be replaced you **** well better not try and get me back 'cause now I realize back before you let me go I thought I didn't deserve you because you were so wonderful and I was worthless now I know I was right I don't deserve you because no matter how much I loathe myself and I really do Even I don't deserve a worthless waste of space player like you