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Oct 2014
Be depressed
2. Realize nobody cares about you
3. Change that *******
4. Do something amazing that makes people love/fear you
5. Get rich and/or famous doing it
6. Write a book about the struggle
7. Get a movie deal
8. Retire way too young (or die way too young for maximum infamy)
9. Remain Famous For Being Famous
Incredibly Sarcastic. Constructive Criticism Appreciated.
D'Arcy Sahn
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D'Arcy Sahn  The Redneck Province
(The Redneck Province)   
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