Aug 2014
January 1st
Dear diary! It is my fondest
Wish to record all of life's
Little events so that someone
Might one day re-live the
Magical moments of my life!
February 5th
Spaghetti and meatballs for dinner.
Had an early night.
August 14th
What an enchanting evening!
I met the most beautiful woman,
Tall and elegant,
Long dark flowing hair,
Ruby red lips,
Oh how wonderful life is!
Her name is Sally!!!
August 16th
Sally came over for dinner!
She seemed a bit nervous until
I invited her in and then we
Danced through the evening,
How delightful she is,
And dare I say how ***** too!
As we were kissing goodnight,
She bit me!
August 17th
Woke up feeling terrible,
How much wine did we drink
Last night? Wrapped myself
Up in blankets and closed all
The curtains, weather outside
Is abominable.
August 18th
Awoke in the early hours
Feeling ravenous. How can
Anyone feel this hungry?
Raided the fridge but all
I could find was some
Stringy salad, nothing to
Sink my teeth into.
August 19th
I feel so ill, haven't eaten
Properly in days, I think that
I'm wasting away; Looked in
The mirror and I couldn't
Even see myself, I'm that thin!
I wish Sally was here right now.
August 20th
This hunger is unbearable,
I could ****** for some food,
My skin is looking so pale
And I feel dreadful; God I
Wish I was dead. I've been
Having weird dreams
About Sally, I think I've
Been hallucinating.
August 22nd
Roused from slumber by
Someone banging on the front
Door; Peeped round the curtains
And the light almost burnt
My retinas; Looked like some
Doctor collecting for the
Red Cross. I waited a while
And he drove off in his van.
August 23rd
Tonight I reached my limit;
Dragged myself to the car,
Hoping to nip to McDonald's
(Yeah, I'm THAT hungry), but
In this atrocious weather,
I was blind as a bat.
August 24th*
Doctor van dude came back,
Couldn't face seeing him
So shouted through the
Letterbox, asked him to
Come back with a big steak,
I do so hope he does.
... diary entries end ...
Dear diary! It is my fondest
Wish to record all of life's
Little events so that someone
Might one day re-live the
Magical moments of my life!
February 5th
Spaghetti and meatballs for dinner.
Had an early night.
August 14th
What an enchanting evening!
I met the most beautiful woman,
Tall and elegant,
Long dark flowing hair,
Ruby red lips,
Oh how wonderful life is!
Her name is Sally!!!
August 16th
Sally came over for dinner!
She seemed a bit nervous until
I invited her in and then we
Danced through the evening,
How delightful she is,
And dare I say how ***** too!
As we were kissing goodnight,
She bit me!
August 17th
Woke up feeling terrible,
How much wine did we drink
Last night? Wrapped myself
Up in blankets and closed all
The curtains, weather outside
Is abominable.
August 18th
Awoke in the early hours
Feeling ravenous. How can
Anyone feel this hungry?
Raided the fridge but all
I could find was some
Stringy salad, nothing to
Sink my teeth into.
August 19th
I feel so ill, haven't eaten
Properly in days, I think that
I'm wasting away; Looked in
The mirror and I couldn't
Even see myself, I'm that thin!
I wish Sally was here right now.
August 20th
This hunger is unbearable,
I could ****** for some food,
My skin is looking so pale
And I feel dreadful; God I
Wish I was dead. I've been
Having weird dreams
About Sally, I think I've
Been hallucinating.
August 22nd
Roused from slumber by
Someone banging on the front
Door; Peeped round the curtains
And the light almost burnt
My retinas; Looked like some
Doctor collecting for the
Red Cross. I waited a while
And he drove off in his van.
August 23rd
Tonight I reached my limit;
Dragged myself to the car,
Hoping to nip to McDonald's
(Yeah, I'm THAT hungry), but
In this atrocious weather,
I was blind as a bat.
August 24th*
Doctor van dude came back,
Couldn't face seeing him
So shouted through the
Letterbox, asked him to
Come back with a big steak,
I do so hope he does.
... diary entries end ...
