Utilize the practices and maneuvers developed in Hell Watch the coherence of the corroded coercion A little birdy told you to ignore the tingly feeling on the nape of your neck And to use a little elbow grease to try and heal this place of its discord The leave posthaste Or so I've heard
Years have passed now a mountebank calls all those who suffer from foot-in-mouth issues, racing minds, unjoggable memories and anyone who's psychiatrist couldn't shrink their problems "Come one, come all! Try the new elixir that with one taste all your worries, all your hardships, all your dreadful nightmares incarnate will vanish in an instant!"
A large crowd made up of rogues, shot messengers, plate scrapers, date rapers accused of buggery, banished bums and exiled urchins, frail victims of nit picking and guileful gimmicks now surround the platform and end table stacked with tiny bottles of cloudy liquid
"It will help you pass a drug test, prevent you from waking up on the wrong side of the bed and you'll be able to recite the alphabet backwards!" "Yes! You heard it here first, Doctor Meerkatt's Magic Elevating Elixir!" "Now in a variety of four fruity flavors" And coming soon, Dr. Meerkatt's Fast-acting Magic Elevating Elixir!"
Lines form One for those who wish to take their's home and drink it One for those desirous for mainline vaccinations I go on neither line, I'm not susceptible to theses types of things But I could be if given enough grief and desperation
I've seen this act before I've seen all the mind readers All the fortunetellers All the traveling sales people Who collectively have the same goal To attempt to sell some product or idea that seems worthwhile but in reality is nothing more than a cheap farce that you pay for with your milk money and your intelligence
I'll leave these scavenger hunts for trinkets of cures and hopes for the naive ones and the thoughtless adrenaline junkies who's minds will be abducted by some quack or prevaricator and their ignorant rants Their "ignor-rants"
It just pains me to see you be a part of all this, my old friend You were once a caring, cautious person Now you're an abstract con artist Now you're just Dr. Meerkatt